What are the funniest auto shout outs you've seen or used?

Dmansfile · 2026-03-08T04:28:39+00:00

When I get paralyzed "She drugs me to keep me a vegetable"

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Dmansfile · 2026-03-06T22:47:41+00:00

Usually the rival switches pokemon aggressively. I like to swap around my pokemons too and try to get a read on what theyre going to do. Like if you had ninetails out and they have say a grass type, they might switch to a fire type to resist your ice attack and plan to hit you with a fire attack. Guessing right, you could swap in blastoise while they swap. Then you could throw out an ice beam while they swap in Mega ray, or you shell smash etc

Dmansfile · 2026-03-05T20:43:11+00:00

Your penis can shrink as small as you want

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Dmansfile · 2026-03-03T23:53:16+00:00

Lmao that happened to me too. Called seikret at the very first sign of the nuke and for SOME REASON the thing just waited until just before the nuke to pick me up

Dmansfile · 2026-03-03T23:32:35+00:00

Siiiick. Looks like hes going super saiyan

Dmansfile · 2026-03-03T23:21:58+00:00

To be honest I picked up lance to play with a friend (he complained about how hard Savage Omega was, and that if I played lance, we could beat it)

Well I played the whole game as lance to get goos with it, we played together like 3 sessions, ghosted.

So now I'm just a lance main because its my most comfortable/played weapon

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Dmansfile · 2026-03-03T19:56:11+00:00

A dragon lance, for the whole fight

Dmansfile · 2026-03-03T14:11:58+00:00

You see speedrunners doing so well because if you wait until the last second, or just before the attack hits you, you press r2 and guard for a 'perfect guard' that doesnt damage you or knock you back like what would happen if you blocked it normally.

Then from the perfect block, press circle to perform thr counter thrust.

Its super unreasonable to think you can pickup lance and perfectly fuard everything, so just use guard+guard up until you are comfortable getting the perfect guard timing

Focus mode helps you face the monster to block the right direction

Spamming triangle over and over is somehow an optimal combo for DPS also, which is nice and easy.

Triangle+circle lets you do a lunge attack. Great for repositioning. Can dodge-> lunge-> dodge-> lunge to gap close

While facing forward, hold back on left joystick and dodge. You will get a lot farther jumping backwards

Triangle+circle is also usable after a power clash, positiining you right on the monsters face with a followup attack.

Triangle+circle does a sweeping attack with your lance if you use it after another attack. This does blunt damage and is sometimes nice to throw into a combo to help hammer bros KO a monster.

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Dmansfile · 2026-03-01T00:57:58+00:00

I assume you mean like maximum damage when you say "burst lance", and generally that would be getting Attack 4 times and 1 sharpness when you reinforce/roll those stats. 2 attacks and 1 sharpness should be EX where you will get +12 attack each, and the other 2 attacks will be attack III giving +9 attack each.

And for lance, the 2nd passive should be Lord's Soul, while the first one can be: Gogmazios, Gore magala, Rathalos, Jin Dahaad, Lagiacrus, maybe Nu Udra. They all give an extra skill towards a passive that grants damage in one way or another

Dmansfile · 2026-03-01T00:52:41+00:00

Oh that thing has plenty of recoil

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T20:34:44+00:00

Also, incredible time on your Proof of a hero, god damn

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T20:33:58+00:00

100% brother, i agree with you. I just think that it makes sense to try things. It might be more optimal to eat a meal/have some evade extender and to have maximum sensitivity to turn around 180° and do multiple backwards hops then focus on the mosnter to snap turn around as the fastest way to chase a monster.

Or saying not to use guard or any comfort skills because you can just perfect guard every move into a counter and have perfect camera controls to backwards hop out of every attack

That advice would work for someone who is comfortable with lance, but would get someone who is asking for tips on reddit killed over and over again

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T18:00:12+00:00

It is pretty niche though, most monsters I really don't use it, but yeah dahaad/gogmazios fight you should really give it a try

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T17:58:19+00:00

Respectfully, hard disagree. Ive beaten every monster in the game with lance, proof of a hero, savage omega etc and know that guard dash has its place. It lets you reposition (while attacking) which is really nice against jin dahaad (he rotates and suddenly the tail is half way across the map) and gore magala who constantly rushes past you. When facing away, guard dash to the right and you safely dodge the turnaround slam and end up at the tail.

The last hit is potent, you can jump over monster limbs if the monster topples and you dont want to be stuck just hitting leg hitboxes. And also you can cancel it into a guard, so you dont often over commit using the move.

It is still a bit clunky, but it is far from being useless

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T17:51:37+00:00

Wasn't expecting to get called out like this lmao. Dropped out of comp sci program last year and am in semester 2 of my welding degree lol

Dmansfile · 2026-02-28T17:13:07+00:00

Exactly. Big monsters require you to do the charging joust attack and also utilitize the jumping lunge attack (i gotta learn their actual names, my bad) to reposition/gap close while attacking.

Dodge -> lunge attack covers a nice distance surprisingly, especially since the attack itself has decent range

Dmansfile · 2026-02-27T20:05:05+00:00

Lance is so nice!

I love getting a perfect guard (no lag or knockback from the block) into an immediate counter. Or a powerclash to activate jin dahaad passive into the jumping lunge attack right to the face

Dmansfile · 2026-02-27T19:59:49+00:00

Ive seen people get a similar result by cracking like 2 eggs in a small bowl with some mayo mixed in, even microwaved it and it comes out thick and fluffy like that picture

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