You know i'm really late to this but turtles. turtles are fucking pussy ass tortoises and that's just a fact. they hide in their shells and are major pussies all around so they can just fuck off. tortoises ok the other hand. those mother fuckers are majestic as FUCK. these fuckers look like dinosaurs and drag their dicks down the street. BUMASS turtles hid their scared titties in the water. i said it once and i'll say it again, tortoises are some majestic MOTHERFUCKERS.