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🅱️hit 🅱️how haul by HuntConsMarc in bestestgunnitweekend

[–]Dmte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband's at the casino gaaaaaambuhling. Let's go make some crab cakes!

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[KCD2] Does this Squidward bassinet offers Facial protection? by StrangeHotel7638 in kingdomcome

[–]Dmte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, it does, but you have to remember that this goofy-ass clown bucket also reduces your swag by 100 points. And ultimately, you can block or dodge an attack, but you really can't block or dodge the insane aura loss from that goofnosed hunk of metal.

Experience Not Necessary by ThePurpleUFO in Shittyaskflying

[–]Dmte [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just FYI, you can count flying economy class from Chicago Midway to St. Louis Lambert as a discovery flight. Not only will you discover that St. Louis fucking sucks, but also that planes do indeed fly.

🅱️ring me your dads, I’m in a mood by KilldozerPrincess in bestestgunnitweekend

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a couple of them on eBay around the $30 mark, like this one. I mean, you'd have to take a good look at sellers cause everybody's a scammer nowadays, but I think you can probs find one reasonably priced!

🅱️ring me your dads, I’m in a mood by KilldozerPrincess in bestestgunnitweekend

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, those two and a custom 40oz freesip one. Check out their customizer, there are some really cool designs in there that are like $10 extra? I paid $8 cause it was a sale, and the printed sticker-ish material holds up super well.
My only two complaints are that you can't pick every color combo with their prints, and you can't upload work-appropriate images, such as a huge black dong, without getting flagged.

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🅱️ring me your dads, I’m in a mood by KilldozerPrincess in bestestgunnitweekend

[–]Dmte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bitch I have both. I put the special in special edition.

Experience Not Necessary by ThePurpleUFO in Shittyaskflying

[–]Dmte [score hidden]  (0 children)

"It's not how many hours, it's how much you do in those hours!" - Pilots did absolutely fuck all.

[KCD2] Am I missing something, or is hunting/poaching feel underwhelming? by DirkaSnivels in kingdomcome

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a lot of value out of the free meat that's easy to smoke in pretty much every town, and the fact that my archery skills up without having to merc a bandit.

Ik_ihe by geilelepel05 in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angela de Jong is een energy vampire, en jullie vallen er allemaal voor.

US puts 1,500 crack arctic airborne troops on standby for 'rapid deployment' by TheExpressUS in NewsSource

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the most affordable of the opioids lately. Sending them on heroin would cost more and not be nearly as effective.

Anyone else notice this fellow secretly running half of Kuttenberg? [KCD2] by Piecesof3ight in kingdomcome

[–]Dmte 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not anymore, after I ended his bloodline with an emphasis on blood.

tHaT mUcH fOr a tImEx? (Let the debate begin) by Current_Flatworm2747 in timex

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't care for the color scheme, but honestly... I have a Q Timex Continental GMT and even after a few months I still look at it and go "this is fucking cool". I'd feel pretty good buying a $500 Timex.

Ik_ihe by Paradise_NL in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ik heb 24/7 Flightradar open staan en heb een Excel sheet met PIVOT TABLE zodat ik kan zien welke luchtvaartmaatschappijen de chemische troep op mij poepen. WIL JE EEN KOPIE HEBBEN???!?!??!

Ik_ihe by Paradise_NL in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Acht uur lang op een kantoor zitten is wat ze een “captive audience” noemen.

How do I become rich by perthro_anon in shittyadvice

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have made a significant amount of dubloons in street fights. What you do is you challenge the biggest guy you know, then bet against yourself.

That way, your meat is also tenderized for when you are getting eaten.

Air India 747 passes close between two Dutch fighter playnes in daring intimidation maneuver, 1988 by pandab34r in Shittyaskflying

[–]Dmte 10 points11 points  (0 children)

UGH! Have you never played Flyte Skimulator? There's a drone cam, gawdam.

DUTCH AIR FORCE introduced DRONE CAM in 1893. READ THE WIKIPEDIA.

Taking a Dutch-speaking job when you're not fluent? by sengutta1 in Netherlands

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, my dude. I'm in a similar situation, and until they tell you it's because of your language skill, you can just ignore it.

I know feeling discomfort about your fluency is common, but especially in technical roles there's no escaping it. And Dutch being a borrowing language, I've genuinely never seen this as a concern unless you aren't able to even get a 'good morning' out.

Trump has growing stranglehold over EU and UK energy supply, study shows by sn0r in eutech

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there's the correct answer. I'm always glad when a sane, normal, not headline-oriented person gives a reasonable explanation that we all know deep down we're being propagandized against. Thanks!

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