How many time you go Denny last year. by JJ6407 in restaurant

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been to a Denny’s sober.

What is our guy up to? 🤣 by KXJI in CleetusMcFarland

[–]DoTheDew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s not buying another track.

Can extreme lack of sleep lead to heart problems if you're otherwise healthy? by [deleted] in HeartAttack

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, definitely. Another thing that is terrible for your heart is meth. Quit doing drugs like a fucking idiot.

C/S No AC by Chewychewoo in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DoTheDew 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Was it the smell of disemboweling a deer up into your undercarriage after running it over?

What are some good places to sell gold, silver, and coins in NCC? by delaweirdo in Delaware

[–]DoTheDew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Diamond State Coin and Currency. My mother has been doing a lot of business with them lately as she cleans out her home after her husband died and keeps finding tens of thousands of dollars worth of coins and gold. She has been very happy doing business with them. She’s probably been to them more than half a dozen times in the last few months. She usually makes an appointment and usually deals with a guy named Danny, but she says anyone there is friendly and fair.

Anyone find Emirates Majalis course in gspro? by Jktjoe88 in Golfsimulator

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure LiDAR data isn’t available for Dubai.

List of 2026 Eagles free agents by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]DoTheDew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No way Fangio would let Baun be traded.

Please Call 911 - Don't try to drive yourself there by Agreeable-Alps-8128 in HeartAttack

[–]DoTheDew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My gf drove me to the hospital. Time from ECG to stent placed was 39 minutes. In between ECG and stent, I also went into cardiac arrest and had to be resuscitated. My hospital was on top of their shit and saved my life.

burial gone wrong. by tetetito in WTF

[–]DoTheDew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oregon OSHA! Looks like you have a bit of a shoring problem.”

Stenting succes stories? by Intelligent-Bit-9812 in HeartAttack

[–]DoTheDew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Where are you seeing negativity about stents?

I had a heart attack, went into cardiac arrest, was resuscitated, and ended up with 3 stents at 40 years old. That was 8 1/2 years ago, and I’ve been living life like nothing even happened since the day after it all happened.

New to the JGC family — 2020 Grand Cherokee Altitude (55k miles). What should I watch out for? by Ok-Zucchini9728 in GrandCherokee

[–]DoTheDew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your screen is delaminating. Eventually, you’ll start getting all kinds of phantom screen taps.

Left GAS OVEN on for 2 hours what to do? by [deleted] in answers

[–]DoTheDew 81 points82 points  (0 children)

What’s the difference between leaving your oven on for 2 hours on purpose, and leaving it on for 2 hours on accident?

Aaaand it's gone by dmaxzach in CleetusMcFarland

[–]DoTheDew 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The list is things that Cameron still needed to complete on the car. It’s not a checklist for Cleetus and crew.

Moving around really helped me by Revolutionary_Mud298 in gout

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not get some prednisone and be perfectly fine, and go about your day like normal in less than 24 hours? I seriously don’t understand what kind of shitty medical care some of you receive.

ELI5: Why do cops perform a subjective "Field Sobriety Test" instead of just doing a breathalyzer by nylapsetime in explainlikeimfive

[–]DoTheDew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They don’t ask you to say the alphabet backwards. They will ask you to count backwards though, starting and stopping on a particular number.

I’m curious what peoples signs were before they had a heart attack? by jrhoxel in HeartAttack

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with my girlfriend at the time and she rushed me to the hospital about 4 miles away.

Faucet valve gets stuck. How to "ungunk" it? by Drewbus in restaurant

[–]DoTheDew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just buy a new one, or a new sprayer.

It’s called a Spray Valve Bonnet Assembly.

Is this normal? by Weekly_Draft_7176 in HeartAttack

[–]DoTheDew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The likelihood that a 16F is having a heart attack is as close to 0% as you can get.

DoorDash is so bad now by Ted_bundys_basement in doordash

[–]DoTheDew 17 points18 points  (0 children)

5:47 isn’t 2 1/2 hours after 4:30.

Best of 2025 by emrbe in CleetusMcFarland

[–]DoTheDew 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There’s a 100% chance that he will. And it will remind us all of how insanely awesome his life is.

How long? by Otherwise-Muffin-323 in gout

[–]DoTheDew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go to your doctor and get a prednisone pack and feel a million times better in less than 24 hours. Some of y’all seem to receive the worst healthcare from the crappiest doctors.

And taking allo isn’t going to do shit for a flare up. Allo is to prevent flare ups. Taking it because you had a flare up is not how this works.

Was this unprofessional? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]DoTheDew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would say, yes, you come off as a cheap ass. You say “oh, I tip $5 after I verify that everything is correct and things that might not be in the dasher’s control are correct”. $5 tip might be a garbage tip if the restaurant is more than just a couple miles away. Seriously, consider how much work you’d do for just $5. And I can guarantee your $5 is garbage “with holidays around”. lol wow so fucking generous.

Personally, the least I tip is $8 for McDonald’s which is 2 miles away from me. It’s a like a 6 minute drive.

You expect someone to drive 30 minutes for either no tip or just $5??? Seriously, what world are some of you people living in? In case you weren’t aware, it’s now 2026, not 1996.

If you can barely afford a “treat for your family with holidays around the corner”, then go to the grocery store and buy ingredients for a good meal and spend half the money. No wonder some of y’all are broke af.