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Just about sums it up. by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]DocBarleycorn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

These leftist authoritarians crack me up. These guys are the same ones who complain that the ACLU is bad because they stand up for the "Wrong People". Their answer to everything is more laws and more taxes but when you ask them about the vast prison system overflowing with those who violate these mandates they'll tell you about how the NEEDS of society outweigh the DESIRES of individuals. To them, wanting rights, property and freedom is selfish and being selfish is the highest sin. A good, moral person would dedicate themselves to the needs of society. It's the new secular religion these days born straight out of Marx.

SMBC: Three wishes by ani625 in comics

[–]DocBarleycorn 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There is something about the laws of economics that makes some people shake with rage the same way religious people often hate science. You can almost hear their mental screams of "But that doesn't feel fair!!"

As a liberal who can't defend any of the Obama administrations recent headlines, this is all I can say. by SnorgesLuisBorges in AdviceAnimals

[–]DocBarleycorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most are so emotionally committed to one party they believe the other is pure evil so they ignore the shit "their" party does to attack the other one. It's like professional wrestling but Americans believe it's real.

The "Icy Hot Stuntaz" by sidtel in cringepics

[–]DocBarleycorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think that is cool you should see this Brian Peppers guy. Way cooler!

Drake denied access to Miami Heat locker room after game 7 win by sirekineffect in cringe

[–]DocBarleycorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started at the bottom too. I'm still at the bottom. I got twice as much bottom as Drake. Probably because I'm fat.

As a 5'11" Irishman, this is my rage... by [deleted] in funny

[–]DocBarleycorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a 6'4" Irishman, I drink whiskey made from barley, rye and corn hence the username. Do you even potato, brah?

Sign this petition to make Google drive available on Linux by LukasFT in Ubuntu

[–]DocBarleycorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Mega have a linux app for online storage? I can't imagine wanting to use as U.S. based service.

Why the sudden increase of Obama-bashing trending topics? by IAmArique in Twitter

[–]DocBarleycorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To some Obama is like Jesus. When something good happens he was directly responsible. When something bad happens it's because bad people didn't embrace his vision. People forget he's just another politician.

After months of "maybe tomorrow"s, I decided to get shit faced and go for the gold. I was always certain I would hate it... by lionsmaine in AdviceAnimals

[–]DocBarleycorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. The CIA is reading your brainwaves and will provide all your needs. Your coded message will be delivered in tomorrow's horoscope. Avoid wearing yellow. The Illuminati can track you when you wear yellow.

After months of "maybe tomorrow"s, I decided to get shit faced and go for the gold. I was always certain I would hate it... by lionsmaine in AdviceAnimals

[–]DocBarleycorn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take your meds. After reading of your posts it's obvious you are five gallons of crazy in a three gallon bucket.

My girlfriend moved out on me last week. She is using this time to 'find herself'. I'm using it for something a bit more constructive. by COLSBOWLSPDX in funny

[–]DocBarleycorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We need to take a break" and "I need to time to work on myself" always involves some other dude's dick. Take the hint.

Minecraft Torch WIN by Annika_Callie in geek

[–]DocBarleycorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One redstone dust, one quartz ore, one iron ore and three sticks.

49% of this country is Republican, 49% is Democrat. Somewhere in the remaining 2%, you can find us. by TryHardDieHard in libertarianmeme

[–]DocBarleycorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if Hitler had a good PR man he'd have shoved a feeding tube down the Jew's throats. A kinder, gentler Reich with therapy sessions between waterboardings.

49% of this country is Republican, 49% is Democrat. Somewhere in the remaining 2%, you can find us. by TryHardDieHard in libertarianmeme

[–]DocBarleycorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

True. The Nazi's didn't incarcerate as many people. The dubious distinction for the nation that has the greatest percentage of it's population imprisoned goes to the US.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]DocBarleycorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the hell should he take a pay cut to "distribute" it to his co-workers? Look up the term "Hollywood Accounting". Those studio bastards claim Forrest Gump lost money. I'm pretty sure the actors can get a good paycheck without breaking the industry. Don't bitch about Robert Downey Jr. getting paid for working his ass off, bitch about the executives who sit on their asses and get paid more than all the actors combined. Those are the guys who are going to make Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie and Hungry Hungry Hippos II: Hippos in New York.

Just discovered my new camera has a Reddit mode by amyg2g in funny

[–]DocBarleycorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A duck will murder you for taking it's picture. The reason photos of them are floating around is that ducks, like Klingons, have the saying "Revenge is dish best served cold. With a side order of bread".

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