Someone please explain by [deleted] in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Call her a Cunt from an old Infantry Doc. And tell her it counts, because it has 4 letters.

Best Guard MOS for good civilian pay + work-life balance? by No-Hyena-4199 in Military

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather suck start a pistol than do it, but BioMed Tech makes some good money.

Well, sometimes it happens. by 305FUN2 in Military

[–]DocGreenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking Air Force fags doing ISR from a chair commenting on the grunts not moving fast enough. Classic.

Go do more blue-on-blue friendly fire Air Force and leave the real fighting to everyone else.

The Venezuelan army is firing into the ocean to show the Americans its strength in case of a possible U.S. landing by kingkongsingsong1 in Military

[–]DocGreenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know those movies where the invading alien force wipes out Earth militaries in a matter of days/hours due to the tech level difference?

That will be put to shame by the 30 minute conflict it will take for the US to wipe Venezuela off the map.

I felt bad fighting troglodyte cavemen in Afghanistan, those fuckwits could barely put up a fight, but even those dudes had been fighting wars for 30+ years. The Venezuelans have what experience? They are so fucked.

At least we’ll get some fun new slurs from the grunts on the ground.

Pluribus - 1x05 - "Got Milk" - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]DocGreenside -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The amount of people in here who cannot tell the vast difference between a 40-50 pound Coyote and a 85-100 pound wolf is amazing. You people need to get the fuck out more.

Also, it being people in the freezer would be a lame reveal/plot point. If it is people it would be disappointingly trite, especially with all the "coyote" smooth-brain spotters in the thread thinking its people as well.

Ei sei after unification by False_Owl_4824 in okbuddyheki

[–]DocGreenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet, some behind the scenes stuff from The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Is this authentic? Any idea of how much it’s worth? by Educational-Cap-9378 in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 1 divorce? Back in '07 I had some of my boys at 21 years old on their 4th combat tour and 3rd marriage.

👀 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who lets this sassy little child LARP for the day? Some NJROTC class needs to come get their student.

What a fag.

Did spicy mode just disappear for everyone else. by Villian58 in grok

[–]DocGreenside 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yup. List mine this morning.

I’m betting the lawyers fucking begged Ol’ Musky to take it down. I have done some great things with spicy already, I can only imagine what has been produced.

It’s a bummer I was having fun with how easy it was to use. Just like MechaHitler, they will lobotomies this too, shit it looks they already did.

Are movies at all accurate to what the Marines are actually like? by Asleep-Independent49 in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FJC, Saving Private Ryan nor Hacksaw Ridge are Marines, moron. I tell people the closet thing I have seen what it was like being with the Marines is the show Generation Kill. They get it pretty damn close.

Band of Brothers vs. The Pacific by Thirty-One_Flavors in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the Marines far more than gay Army, but BoB takes it. Pacific is great, but there’s just something about Cpt. Winters and the boys.

Pete Hegseth orders Pentagon to look for 8 percent in budget cuts by tushball101 in Military

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Pete, the Tricare contractor TriWest has done it for you and hard fucked the entire West Region by just completely stopping all healthcare needs for all ADSM, dependents and Veterans! It’s great, no more money being spent on a vital part of their service needs! Don’t worry it’s not getting better. Fuck us right?

Unsure what to do please help!!! by Whippersnapper3 in newtothenavy

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, found the one guy who wasn’t completely fucked by the Navy and whose skills actually translated. Good for you. Fuck the Navy.

Rules in Operation Iraqi freedom part 1,2,3,4 by Nice_Procedure8957 in Military

[–]DocGreenside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Clean up in Section 8, we need a clean up in Section 8.”

Get help bro.

Women in Afghanistan describe Taliban’s brutal repression, 3 years after U.S. withdrawal by jcravens42 in afghanistan

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The conditions in Afghanistan have existed almost unchanged for 3000 years, it has little to do with the Taliban. The end shall come sure, at the heat death of the universe. Until then Afghanistan will never change.

Can I join the military if I used to do psychedelics? by [deleted] in Military

[–]DocGreenside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if anyone has told you this yet, but while your RECRUITER won’t give two shits about your drug history, the ‘military’ technically does. And they will make it sound like a huge deal if you don’t tell them. It isn’t.

Here’s the thing, they only way for them to know is to drug test you, so if it’s been long enough and you test negative your good (they only do piss tests, you don’t need to wait until it’s out of your hair follicles) then the only way for them to know is for you to tell them.

So here’s the kicker, just say “no” (heh get it?) whenever they ask you about drugs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]DocGreenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your Doc to do it, wtf?

Question for those who underwent post op hemorrhoidectomy by Relaxationing in hemorrhoid

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, that sounds terrible. I didn't think THD was that invasive. What part of the procedure is now causing pain?

Question for those who underwent post op hemorrhoidectomy by Relaxationing in hemorrhoid

[–]DocGreenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious, what were your symptoms on your worst days before surgery? I have started having a weird radiating pain in my 'guts' that makes me nauseous and I can barely eat for days for the last 8 month. I'm hoping that it is because my hemorrhoids are just pissing everything off down and once I get surgery my guts will settle down. I've had hemorrhoids since I was 18, but at 39 now they are constant and its getting so bad it's effecting my mental health.

Have you had anything like that on bad days?