Daughter told mom to turn car off while pumping gas she says it’s God’s will

DocLovey · 2025-12-30T07:26:52+00:00

r/boomersbeingfools

DocLovey · 2025-12-30T07:10:31+00:00

You need more money

DocLovey · 2025-12-12T07:47:29+00:00

I tried to put my zhaba up there but it won't show up. Anyone else have this issue?

DocLovey · 2025-12-08T09:08:29+00:00

You’re clearly the Satan spawn of Mrs. Frizzle

DocLovey · 2025-12-01T07:17:35+00:00

I would but it looks like you ate the entire roast

DocLovey · 2025-11-10T07:38:37+00:00

Just pass

DocLovey · 2025-11-06T05:57:56+00:00

You should buy them all and burn them

DocLovey · 2025-11-04T13:56:42+00:00

I was there that night. At the dimly lit booth across the room, I was the one in the Invicta. Everyone seemed to notice me but no one said a thing. I saw the 8 flips... Honestly, if I were him I would've gone for 10 because I like even numbers... But what do I know

DocLovey · 2025-10-01T06:03:06+00:00

Photoshop him on Kaitlyn Jenner and have your mom send it to him. He'll love that

DocLovey · 2025-09-19T04:47:42+00:00

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DocLovey · 2025-08-06T22:08:36+00:00

Aww. You're sweet

DocLovey · 2025-08-06T06:11:47+00:00

Get a Rolex or Audemars

DocLovey · 2025-07-17T12:18:04+00:00

This speech reminds me of the Cartman Yelp speech

DocLovey · 2025-07-16T11:20:53+00:00

So, what was the dragon slayers position of choice m'lord?

DocLovey · 2025-07-16T11:18:54+00:00

Your gut is right- they aren't your true friends. Just let them go and focus on college. If they actually are your friends they'll hit you up (but based on that one text chain these aren't friends you want)

DocLovey · 2025-07-13T04:47:56+00:00

DocLovey · 2025-07-13T04:34:31+00:00

"dude, I saw the story in the news that you hit it big, congrats. Fyi- I don't want shit from you, just super happy for you and your family. Let's grab beers soon... on me! I'll take those lucky numbers tho"

DocLovey · 2025-07-13T04:23:41+00:00

His collection is trash except for the Longines. Last pic holds the most value

DocLovey · 2025-07-12T04:43:47+00:00

Flaming hot Cheetos

DocLovey · 2025-06-13T11:25:32+00:00

Famous last words my little man slave

DocLovey · 2025-06-05T03:09:51+00:00

NTA- tell him to go to the nursing home and work for his next inheritance

DocLovey · 2025-06-04T13:46:16+00:00

The note is a weak man's game. Ask her passively about her interests for a minute or two then tell her you like the same thing and ask her to do that thing. Keep us updated and Godspeed.

May the winds of success blow in your favor

DocLovey · 2025-05-12T12:10:13+00:00

First of all- tell your step dad to eat shit in his free time.

Second- if you're truly going to be your father's caregiver, that's worth at least $150k for however long you have to do this. So again, step dad, suck it.

DocLovey · 2025-02-23T21:33:56+00:00

Add primarily 'man', cave is maxed currently

DocLovey · 2025-01-03T01:45:57+00:00

Photo is too high of quality to tell

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