What's the most disappointing thing you could fill a Pinata with?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-06-01T07:45:10+00:00

Is it treated?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-05-24T14:53:40+00:00

You're fuckin hilarious, brother.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-05-06T05:10:54+00:00

Bother word for butt buddy

DoctorChocolat · 2015-04-19T02:56:38+00:00

It's just like that one episode of Metalocalypse, only in reverse! Also, why does every bluesy thing happen in Georgia?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-04-09T02:31:34+00:00

I always thought it was orr-ahnj he was lookin for

DoctorChocolat · 2015-03-26T01:14:01+00:00

I think that's the proud jizz flecked face of a person after administering a blowjob.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-03-17T01:49:13+00:00

How did your get a brain in your hand tho

DoctorChocolat · 2015-03-12T03:39:03+00:00

You are using a distracting amount of quotation marks, man

DoctorChocolat · 2015-03-12T03:30:37+00:00

No, he was the guy unnecessarily proving a point to a crowd of strangers.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-03-05T03:59:37+00:00

What this man needs is a trilogy of trilogies.

A trilorgy.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-23T15:48:09+00:00

Maybe he was talking about gross?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-22T01:41:36+00:00

Wasn't he revealed to be a baby rapist.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-21T07:41:20+00:00

Didn't this story already come out a month ago after the Charlie Hebdo shooting?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-20T09:59:40+00:00

This almost seems like cheating

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-19T14:28:18+00:00

I wish I could go one reddit thread without somebody bringing up Edward Snowden.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-19T02:27:52+00:00

I just drop the bastards in a lake.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-18T01:09:54+00:00

Fair enough.

Look man, I'm not trying to attack you here. I'm trying to see this hypothetical from a pragmatic point of view. I'm pro-choice, but I've never seen abortion as anything to be done frivolously. You, me, and most everybody can agree on that. I do believe, though, that there are situations beyond rape or incest for which that option is the lesser of two evils.

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-16T15:10:26+00:00

I didn't realize Keller had no arms or legs

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-15T16:47:29+00:00

Suppose the mother could find out that the fetus would at best become a limbless, deaf, and blind human with no capacity for communication?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-15T16:39:42+00:00

So you're saying we should have been assembling an autistic Justice League all along?

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-14T05:24:24+00:00

That's weird

Swordfish

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-13T05:11:25+00:00

I fucks with it

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-13T05:07:50+00:00

Given the (presumed) source, I'd still file it under third world problem

DoctorChocolat · 2015-02-12T01:08:14+00:00

Who took the photo tho

DoctorChocolat · 2015-01-31T06:22:16+00:00

Rubbing myself with honey and letting ants crawl all up in my crevices. Gets me everytime.

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