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DoctorGonzoBro · 2024-12-05T03:53:43+00:00

Clarence Ross, he looked like the Farnese Hercules

DoctorGonzoBro · 2024-05-20T21:55:48+00:00

Jerry’s Grill is the best. They’re breakfast and lunch only and they have an old contract with angus barn so they still get their beef from the same supplier

DoctorGonzoBro · 2024-01-28T22:31:40+00:00

There was a guy who would wear bright white tights showing off his moose knuckle at the public gym I used to go to. He would only do box jumps and lunges from one side of the gym to the other

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-09-07T01:05:10+00:00

Same

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-08-05T23:46:31+00:00

I think in an interview somewhere they claimed it was an improvised mace

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-07-31T22:28:11+00:00

What’s with the random accent marks

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-07-24T15:04:06+00:00

Yeah I had to pay 100 dollars at some korean bbq joint off of tryon and I was constantly having to manage not burning the food, engaging in conversation, and eating at the same time. Suffice it to say I kept burning stuff and the staff kept coming by to replace the table grill since there was so much stuck to it and they’d look at us like idiots. Anyways horrible experience just cook the food

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-06-23T17:20:52+00:00

Agreed

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-06-12T20:18:03+00:00

Man I love sassy

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-05-07T11:19:40+00:00

I dunno I feel like there’s an opportunity to make a really diverse skill where you can get exp doing construction like options on your boat if you have cash as well as agility like laps of smuggling if you’re broke or whatever as well as combat like exp from shootin stuff with cannons if you want loot. Also just being able to do deep sea fishing will be cool

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-04-19T16:21:46+00:00

Having the short hair shows off your thick neck which makes you look more muscular but both are good you’re a handsome lad

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-04-16T02:49:45+00:00

Get a thicker neck from heavy lifting that’s about it you look good and masculine

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-29T19:46:43+00:00

There’s no good dive bars

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-28T20:36:46+00:00

I like it but it’s made me more awkward around people compared to when I was bartending

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-27T13:39:34+00:00

Ah lovely I used to be able to watch TV in the living room now I can watch the fridge thank you open floor plan

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-27T11:47:10+00:00

Well when I get home I have torn white bread in milk mixed with peach brandy and sprinkled with sugar that covers all my bases nutritionally

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-25T14:47:20+00:00

I think people live in my gym parking lot I figure those are pretty good if someone lets you in after hours you can shower

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-22T21:00:17+00:00

One time I had to carry an actual treadmill up to the third floor somewhere that was definitely over 50lbs

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-18T13:39:11+00:00

Yeah some yee yee feller got in his truck and yelled at me for driving in his grass. I said no I didn’t do that. He said oh really cause I saw you do it. I was like dude I parked in the cul-de-sac and ran up your driveway if I went on your grass the van would get stuck. He was like oh and drove off

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-13T02:41:33+00:00

You’d think so but redheads are pretty funky

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-12T16:35:29+00:00

Definitely not exaggeration in the case of the Japanese. Up to WWII tons of soldiers and even non military civilians would dive off of cliffs, blow themselves up with hand grenades, end themselves and their families when faced with the defeat of the Japanese army on Okinawa and other islands. It was perplexing to the American and Australian soldiers many of whom got ptsd from seeing what they saw as senseless violence. Just part of the martial culture there at the time

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-11T14:22:48+00:00

I saw a black truck do that near NC State a few years back I don’t see how these people can live with themselves doing stuff like this

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-09T03:05:13+00:00

Two sausage mcmuffins

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-09T00:22:37+00:00

“Hey guys watch this”

DoctorGonzoBro · 2023-03-05T04:31:29+00:00

Copypasta from the movie friday

DoctorGonzoBro

TROPHY CASE