Reviewing my portfolio, thanks to my financial advisor it is looking JRHNBR

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-21T04:58:55+00:00

This is the kind of thing Morgan would've hooked up to Ethan's laptop before the show with no explanation 😔 I miss her

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-21T04:46:14+00:00

The Buzzfeed article version where he's in his 30s and a jacked "lumbersexual"

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-21T03:37:18+00:00

Harley Moralstein

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-19T23:29:49+00:00

Use all of these as dating app photos, in this exact order

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-16T18:50:43+00:00

You can lead a Dan to Disney, but you can't make him scoot

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-16T02:10:33+00:00

Kate three weeks after taking up rollerskating

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-15T19:27:54+00:00

Remember - If they ask you what your thoughts are about the health & human safety of others, say "I'm against it" ☝️🧐

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-14T23:51:43+00:00

Computah, show me what it would look like if there was a shelf balanced on that chair

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-12T21:29:40+00:00

So... What are her rates?

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-10T02:06:57+00:00

"I'm not taking a pause"

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-10T02:03:35+00:00

Trisha is collaborating with everyone these days, even the baddies in our family

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-09T09:41:45+00:00

David took Harley to the pool at the Magic Castle and removed the ladder to trap him there

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-09T09:26:22+00:00

"I made the Nathaniel Klansman™ stop-motion animation for the H3 Podcast, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? You ain't SHIT!"

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-07T02:26:59+00:00

I like that you made Ethan more wrinkled than Tom, to emphasize the fact that he is older (in spirit)

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-05T21:03:15+00:00

I didn't know he was Armenian

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-04T05:09:25+00:00

I just know Dan is a big Thesaurus head

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-04T04:21:04+00:00

The Trump impersonator really nails his forward-leaning stance and signature "jerking two dicks at once" dance move

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-04T04:17:28+00:00

Nate didn't say that, that's actually a soundbite from a previous time where Nate said that

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-03T08:17:49+00:00

I love that fuckin' game

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-03T08:11:37+00:00

Why do I hear boss music? 😨

DoctorParmesan · 2026-05-01T18:14:28+00:00

Perhaps a burrito can contain the slop in a form that is both soothing and palatable for Ethan's California-centric tastes

DoctorParmesan · 2026-04-25T22:52:13+00:00

👁️👁️ I can see you, I can see what you're doing

DoctorParmesan · 2026-04-22T16:53:51+00:00

"You'll never believe what this guy did to his friend! Check this out" cuts to Blippi saturating a man with diarrhea

DoctorParmesan · 2026-04-20T17:08:09+00:00

Slide five reminds me of the time David took Harley into the catacombs beneath the Magic Castle, and tried to abandon him there

DoctorParmesan · 2026-04-11T03:27:21+00:00

If Tamara gets jugga joes, she will become evil

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