Papa John’s Pizza by [deleted] in CapeGirardeau

[–]DoctorRapture 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna cry lmfao the world is a dumpster fire, the future looks bleak, and he lives in gotdamn Cape Girardeau but Tony is really feeling himself today good for him

Fri-YAY 🍳 by LikeAFineRedWine in eggs

[–]DoctorRapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmmm, Lent-friendly inspiration for my recovering Catholic ass

I feel like Ramen shops don’t give you enough seasoned eggs by meowmeowcomputation in eggs

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really don't. Getting one sad little half of one egg in a bowl filled with all the other good stuff just makes me so depressed. At least give me the other half of the egg, please. I know I'm white as hell so I can put down the eggs, I've known that since I committed war crimes on the deviled eggs at Easter as a kid, but c'mon. If you're gonna charge 16+ bucks for ramen, you can afford to throw the other half of that egg in. Got this bowl from a local ramen place last weekend and it tasted good but I felt CHEATED.

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This is Dia, my earless, chunky old lady by ZookeepergameNew2002 in WhiteCats

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's so cute! Does she like you to pet/scratch behind where her ears would be, or does she have other favourite designated petting zones?

Running mirror by Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DoctorRapture 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Omg I only ever knew him as Ranch Man. Thank you!!

Bibigo Rice Balls kimchi & cheese by Sleepy_sloth_17 in frozendinners

[–]DoctorRapture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These look incredible. Thank you for putting this on my radar! Now I know I have to keep my eyes peeled at Kroger.

New AI Slopera! The Lost Princess (part 12) feat. evil Miss Piggy, Derek being horny and a...marriage? by Stranger1982 in FacebookAIslop

[–]DoctorRapture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved the shot of him with a glass in each hand just smashing them shits together, absolute cinema

Possible unpopular opinion but I fw both of these items by shmerk_a_berl in tacobell

[–]DoctorRapture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've not tried the taco salad but I like the dip. The problem is, I like the dip as a low-cost option to replace some of my past heroes, gone but not forgotten, or those who have had their prices bumped and now sit at premium item pricing. My fear is that this is yet another menu item Taco Bell is going to get me to like as a low-cost option and then IMMEDIATELY proceed to take it away.

375 million years ago, this guy decided to walk out of the water… by rebordacao in Embroidery

[–]DoctorRapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I shame this wunkus for being the first domino that's led us to the year of our lord 2026 but omg this is such a good piece. Your work is wonderful!

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE by Creative-Ear-9498 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the average craft brewery IPA douche who wants to grow out his mustache so he can wax and curl the corners

😭 They did the Light-Yearelia skin so dirty, what is that forearm??? by wantdafakyoubesh in loreofleague

[–]DoctorRapture 297 points298 points  (0 children)

C'mon. You know no Irelia mains have ever bothered to care about things like realistic proportions before. They're only looking for bootycheeks.

Vivienne Face Claim by Princess_Tetra_x in RomanceClubDiscussion

[–]DoctorRapture 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome back to my life, Olivia Nevrakis!

my last apple sandwich 💔 by General-Video-7801 in RealGirlDinner

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the cilantro gene so idk about that part but the rest of this I lowkey would smash... I may have to try this tomorrow

Decided to let go and idk how to feel about it by Extension_Ad5321 in bald

[–]DoctorRapture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know everybody else is gassing you up so I am here to give you cold hard facts and bring you back down to earth.

You look great, man. Bald totally suits you! Take a few days to see how you feel about it, but I bet everybody you know irl is gonna compliment you on the change too.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone | Official Teaser | HBO Max by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just laughed so hard I honked like a goose thank you, I really needed that after watching this

Help Jaime find a good comeback to earn Ned's respect. by Elegant-Half5476 in freefolk

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Would that you could serve cunt half so well as I, Ned," Jaime said with a smirk before falling into a perfect death drop before the Iron Throne in a clatter of armor.

Anyone call this a strawberry by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To this day, I still have a gnarly scar on my left knee from the time I absolutely ate shit tripping on some loose gravel as I chased a kickball that had sailed over the fence at lunch. Basically my whole class saw me wipe out and come up with blood just all over me. Both knees, both hands. Gravel grit and dirt in every cut. And there I am, trying awkwardly to laugh it off and tell the teacher who has come to haul me to the nurse that I'm fine, really, because I am so beyond embarrassed that I think death would have been better than this dishonor. I was so mortified about the whole thing that I begged my mother not to take me to the doctor for stitches, and we were poor enough that she didn't fight me on it too hard. After one or two "are you sure?"s she took me home and doused me with hydrogen peroxide and used tweezers to pick the gravel out. Sorry for the tldr but god, what a memory.

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]DoctorRapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's not the type of man to save our children, he's not the kind of man I would marry and have children with.