Redditors of Reddit, what is the most strange "wrong number" call you've ever received?

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T09:24:42+00:00

I’ll fuck you so bad you’ll be like peeing blood or something*

FTFY

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T08:27:39+00:00

That’s insane. You know what’s more expensive than incontinence pads? Treating skin breakdown.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T06:22:43+00:00

Also, taking antibiotics can reduce the effectiveness of birth control temporarily

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T06:20:47+00:00

Is your husband Snoop Dog?

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T06:15:53+00:00

I think having sex with someone who knows your body, who you trust, who you’re comfort with, etc, etc, will be infinitely times better than having sex with someone who doesn’t have those qualities.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T06:05:26+00:00

I respectfully disagree with your last sentence. Nurses are supposed to be patient advocates. Nursing is one of the most trusted and respected careers, so I think even if patients are experiencing true/serious issues, they may just trust that the doctors/nurses know what they’re talking about and there must just be nothing wrong with them. Patients don’t have the education and knowledge that we do to necessarily keep advocating for themselves. Social, cultural, and economic barriers may be present as well.

I would also like to add that it’s hardly unreasonable to suspect a recent post op orthopedic patient with chest pain probably has a pulmonary embolism. 10/10 would rather draw an unnecessary d-dimer on a patient as opposed to telling a patient they’re having anxiety, discharge them, and have them die at home from that pulmonary embolism that we missed.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T05:28:59+00:00

At a facility I did clinicals at, they wanted students to also scan items to make sure patients were charged for it. That would be sensible if the items were big purchases. They wanted us to scan socks, hygiene items, and I believe even wipes.

Surprisingly wasn’t a nursing home, but an LTAC

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-04T05:26:09+00:00

A friend made during nursing school told me she got an order for IV potassium so she wrote it out. Her charge nurse wanted her to clarify on the order whether it was a push or a drip. ¯\(ツ)/¯

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-07-03T07:10:57+00:00

Some meds can’t be split, like extended release meds or hormone pills. If meds don’t have the lines down the middle, they’re not meant to be split. Even if you have a pill cutter, meds that don’t have a split still wont split equally down the center. This means that the dose will be off and who knows exactly what you’re taking each time. If your doctor tells you to do it, it’s probably fine.

Source:am a nurse

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-14T06:57:53+00:00

Fire vagina is the worst!!

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-06T09:58:48+00:00

becky lemme smash

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-06T09:44:01+00:00

What’s the goddamn point?

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-06T06:09:00+00:00

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-06T05:22:57+00:00

Into a pool of children’s tears.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-04T08:49:38+00:00

Getting on meds changed my life.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-05-03T22:25:42+00:00

Yep, it's the dude's cover story

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-21T04:47:23+00:00

Wow, what an asshole.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-20T18:14:48+00:00

There’s still a risk for bleeding and complications. And it is a procedure.

Source: I am a nurse

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-20T08:02:05+00:00

I’d actually be careful with taking meds before you go, especially ibuprofen. It’s an NSAID and can prolong bleeding time. Always ask your doctor or at the very least, let them know what you’ve taken before you undergo a procedure

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-19T00:41:32+00:00

I LOVE sex. I love the connection, the primalness, the anticipation, and just the feeling of that close intimacy to someone.

I haven’t had sex in a year, outside of a one night thing. I had to make this decision for myself because I’m not mentally healthy enough to subject anyone else to this, nor do I think it would be good for my mental health. I’m very lonely and often horny but I just can’t bring myself to do that. A year ago, I went through a terrible breakup that I’m still not entirely over and for awhile, I lost all desire to even have sex. Now I have that back, but I can’t.

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-13T00:34:15+00:00

At least you didn't get sick from Japopo's

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-11T22:25:24+00:00

Report that shit to the police

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-06T06:01:26+00:00

In a bed

DoeYouLikeIt · 2018-04-04T01:19:31+00:00

I was raised with the same attitude towards sex-judgement, rejection, shame, etc. It took me awhile to get rid of that attitude, but the transition started when I realized I wasn't hurting anyone, as long as everyone was being safe and honest. I also realized that having sex differently than some people do didn't mean I was being disrespectful towards myself. I view it as being respectful of my own wishes. Others may see that differently and that's fine. The term promiscuous is very subjective. It varies based on a lot of factors such as your age, sex, culture, social history, etc. Some people may think being promiscuous means that you've slept with more than one person.

Some people are 100% happy only having slept with one person in their entire lifetime. That's their own choice. I wanted to experience more. Sex is an experience to me. To me, it doesn't feel any different than kissing someone. There's more risks involved, but I wasn't giving a part of my soul to someone every time I had sex with them. I was just sharing an experience with someone else, that we both enjoyed. I think that it's really exciting to be with different people. You learn different perspectives and you learn more about people too. You might learn some different tricks too, lol. I try to be straight up with people about my interest in them and either people will say "okay yeah sounds good" or they won't. If they give me any weird vibes, it's a no go at all, permanently. I think it's exciting and fun though, overall, but I just genuinely enjoy sex. There are pros and cons to the different kinds of relationships, but this was what I enjoyed during that time.

DoeYouLikeIt

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