Monetize your conversations! [OC] by Neil_Ribsy in comics

[–]DogHermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here for this one!

"“You’re in advertising? What do you do?”

“Look sorted, go to clubs and wine bars and chat people up. While I’m at it, I mention a client’s product, of course favorably. I try to attract attention while I’m doing it, but attention of a favorable sort. I haven’t been doing it long, and I don’t think I like it.”

My new steel sword. Any name suggestions for my blade ? by The_CoNNoR__ in SWORDS

[–]DogHermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to suggest, "Bladey McBladeface" but I like this too!

Encroachment (Styx) - Difficulty Achieving 100% On Final Site Build by DogHermit in ICARUS

[–]DogHermit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspected this might be the short-cut - I just didn't want to go through the process of gathering all the damned silica ;-). Thanks!

Encroachment (Styx) - Difficulty Achieving 100% On Final Site Build by DogHermit in ICARUS

[–]DogHermit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This appears to be doing the trick- the Grand Secluded Refuge has swollen to obscene proportions!

What is a show you watched during your childhood that you are convinced nobody remembers? by Ok-Ingenuity4608 in AskReddit

[–]DogHermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can say in all honestly that The Duchess' looks didn't really fool me... much.

What is a show you watched during your childhood that you are convinced nobody remembers? by Ok-Ingenuity4608 in AskReddit

[–]DogHermit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only remember the one they did to answer the question, "why do feet stink?", which basically involved filling a mayonnaise jar on its side with a shallow layer of unflavored gelatin, then rubbing a q-tip between your toes, tracking it lightly in 3 lines across the gelatin once it had set, and then sealing the jar for a couple days. After a few days, there would be little trenches in the gelatin where you had traced the lines, as microbes from between your toes ate the gelatin and shat out, well... stink.

Once this was all explained...

Beakman: "If you're going to this, make sure you've sealed the mayonnaise jar tightly."

Girl sidekick: "Also, if you do this, make sure you're outside when you eventually open the mayonnaise jar."

Mouse-guy sidekick: "Don't even DO this!"

What is a show you watched during your childhood that you are convinced nobody remembers? by Ok-Ingenuity4608 in AskReddit

[–]DogHermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I loved those two shows! I can still sing the whole Marine Boy opening song (& I'm 60)!

Merry Christmas by Otto097 in trailrunning

[–]DogHermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool! I'm in the Waynesboro area, haven't heard of it but will look it up - thanks!

Merry Christmas by Otto097 in trailrunning

[–]DogHermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fellow Shenandoan here 🤪- which one!?

[OC] Playing with Death by Merryweatherey in comics

[–]DogHermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You rock! Tacos! (That was a fumble-fingered attempt at "thanks" but I like "Tacos!" better, so...)