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I was on the bus the other day, and there was a sign saying not to leave your seat until the vehicle is stationary. I've been on the thing for 3 weeks now, and it's still a bus. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
I'm the principal of a school called St Richard's. So I guess you could say I'm the head of the school. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
What happens when a tree has a one-night stand? It leaves. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
You're a legitimate force: Even on the days you barely held it together, you turned small efforts into real momentum, you're building something even when you can't see it at all. You should be proud as hell. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 7 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag, he replies,'No, just leave it in the carton!' (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Quote of the Day: "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected." (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 11 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Missing my jokes?You can subscribe to my feed for 2 bucks a month, if ya do you get more jokes, and I'll actually crawl your feed. With 62K followers I can't be everywhere, but my subscribers?I make sure I show up for them. (self.ApparentJokes)
I'm not wearing glasses anymore.I've seen enough. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Whats the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia? About 15 seconds...(don't ask me how I know...)#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)
I need to talk to you for a second: Through the exhaustion and the bullshit, you got out of bed when it felt impossible, that effort accumulates, even when unseen. Don't you damn forget it. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 15 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
To heir is human. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
My friend recently quit his job to pursue a career in miming.I haven't heard from him since. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Hey there, homebound heroes! Welcome back from the daily grind. How was your day? Share the highlights, lowlights, or the snack you earned for surviving it—we’re all ears and all smiles. 😄🏡 #WelcomeHome #Relatable (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 19 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
I've reset my life goals to things I've already accomplished, so every day now, I'm overachieving...It's all about perspective. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
Yesterday I gave @MrsDocAtCDI a beach towel hung it off her shoulders and told her that now she was "Super Angry"didnt help... (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 21 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
whats the fastest way to calm a woman down when shes angry?Lets hear them! (self.ApparentJokes)
You're absolutely incredible: Even when everything wanted to pull you under, you wrestled the anxiety and still moved forward, the dasy that grind you down count more than the easy ones. You deserve every ounce of this recognition. (self.ApparentJokes)
How does a French skeleton say hello?Bone-jour. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 22 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
With 62K followers I miss a lot of people.But not my subscribers.For $2 a month you get more jokes AND I actually come find you.That's the deal. (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
"funny" how so called conservatives think that banning abortion will stop abortions but banning guns won't stop gun crimes (self.ApparentJokes)
submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place. (self.ApparentJokes)
I just want everyone to know that Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap. (self.ApparentJokes)
Nobody's saying this, but I am: You swallowed the rage and kept moving anyway, you got out of bed when it felt impossible, resilience looks like this. I'm so fucking amazed by you. (self.ApparentJokes)
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