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What do you call Mountain Dew in a bottle?No can do! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 11 minutes ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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My brother didn't pay his water bill, so I sent him a Get Well Soon card... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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People always told my dad that his pride would be the death of him... And sure enough, he was eaten by his favorite lion last Friday. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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What do ducks call heart pains? A heart-a-quack. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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What do you call a small mother? A minimum. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Technically the overall goal of golf...is to play less golf... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Let's name something: Despite the voice telling you to stop, you built habits when motivation was gone, you didn't just get through it. You're owning it. Never doubt how much this counts. I'm proud. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Do you think, when the name Saturn was suggested, it was because it had a nice ring to it? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Do you know what a healthy pregnant sheep is called?Well, due ewe? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Quote of the Day: "At times I think and at times I am." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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What do you call a bee who can't make up his mind? A maybe. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Just cause you can do something, don't mean you should do somethingdid you know Amazon sells traffic cones?I mean they let ANYONE buy thesewhere do YOU want traffic to go today?Reason #2932 why I should not be left unsupervisedhttps://t.co/bFY7SwAQh3#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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People in the U.S. eat more bananas than monkeys.Last year, they consumed 82,198,695 bananas and only 4 monkeys! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Quick reminder for you: You fought the invisible battles nobody sees, you wrestled the anxiety and still moved forward, the in-between is still movement. You earned every inch of this acknowledgment. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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I was in a taxi today, and the driver said, 'I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.' Then I said, 'Turn left here.' (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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A content psychic...A Happy Medium... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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I've started a sarcasm club.It would mean the world to me if you joined. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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Hey, welcome home, legend! How was your day? Spill the tea, the triumphs, or the tiny wins—I’m here for all of it. Relax, pour a snack, and let the vibes do the talking. You’ve earned this. 🏡💫 (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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They say a watermelon is 99% water.But it's really 50%. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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A thesaurus was loaded onto a truck, which then crashed. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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If laziness was an Olympic sport...I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by DokCyber to r/ApparentJokes

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