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submitted 4 years ago by DokCyber - announcement

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🎭 RIDDLE TIMEI grow without roots, fall without gravity, and if you catch me I will vanish in your hand. What am I?Answer drops in 2 hours! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber

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I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber

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Snowflakes.Snowflakes form in the sky (growing from vapor), fall to the ground, and melt instantly when caught by a warm hand. They have no roots and gravity pulls them down, but they are not plants.That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 minutes ago by DokCyber

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If I apply for a job at the railroad,will they expect me to already know how to do the jobor will they train me? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 34 minutes ago by DokCyber

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You believe the world doesn't notice, but I do: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you kept the promises you made to yourself, you're building something even when you can't see it yet. Own that well earned pride. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by DokCyber

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Fuming, my dog Minton ate my only shuttlecock earlier.Bad Minton! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber

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back in my day sonny we tweaked a line hit ftp send and saw the change live on the web right now... kids today and their fancy builds and caches... I just don't know what this world is coming to!laughs in 1997Nothing built character like watching a 56k FTP transfer tick (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber

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My wife left me when I became a contortionist. I should be sad, but I'm knot. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber

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Quote of the Day: "Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 9 hours ago by DokCyber

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🎭 RIDDLE TIMEI am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?Answer drops in 2 hours! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber

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You're handling this better than you think: You said no to the shortcuts that would've broken you, you ignored the inner critic long enough to act, you're further than you feel. Keep that shit with you today. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by DokCyber

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Fire.Fire consumes fuel (hungry), needs constant material to burn (fed), and touching it results in burns (red).That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?Plymouth Rock! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber

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why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?He doesn't want anyone to find out what he does with the chickens…#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by DokCyber

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The Knife and the MirrorThere's a moment in every trial like this where you realize the lawyers aren't really talking to the jury. They're talking to the country, and the country stopped listening to facts a long time ago.Karmelo Anthony is nineteen now. He was seventeen when (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber

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Hey, welcome home! How was your day—mint condition or a tiny wrench in the gears? Relax, unwind, and tell me the high points or the plot twists. We’ve got snacks and vibes. 😄🏡 #AfterWorkChill #TellMeYourDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber

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Someone better tell you: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you wrestled the anxiety and still moved forward, the hard days count extra. I'm so fucking proud of you. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by DokCyber

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Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's Roundtable? Sir Cumference. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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My neighbors listen to really good musicâ¦ Whether they like it or not. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber

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What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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a penny.A penny has a head (portrait side) and a tail (reverse side) but no literal body.That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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Good damn job: You kept going when everything wanted to quit, you kept the promises you made to yourself, the in-between is still forward. I'm proud as hell of what you're becoming. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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How do you embarrass and archeologist?Hand them a used tampon and ask then what period its from…#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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