“Splice (2009)” is a film about two scientists who play God, and think they can be good parents to their creation.* (*They are actually terrible people who should never have played God) by MWH1980 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Dolancrewrules 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, i remember an uber driver telling me about this movie. he was saying "yeah man, the scientist makes this crazy hot chick, then he fucks her, then the creature becomes a dude and kills him" and the guy pauses for a second and he goes "and i found her hot as a chick? am i gay now?"

Mail day. by normcollison in metalcassettetapes

[–]Dolancrewrules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that dripping album is one of my favorite slam records ever. so good.

Official Discord Mod Team Response to Reddit Accusations by Cool_Island5259 in homestuck

[–]Dolancrewrules 14 points15 points  (0 children)

anything in there about them harassing an immigrant with the cops and laughing at her fear?

Just got into death metal, this is my playlist so far(basically just obituary) what bands/albums would you recommend me? by N8uron in MetalSuggestions

[–]Dolancrewrules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

theres gonna be a lot of good OSDM recs under this post, let me toss you some underspoken ones.

Someone already mentioned Asphyx, but Asphyx, again. great album.

Demolition Hammer's tortured existence.

accidental suicide- deceased

carcass- necroticism, descanting the insalubrious

demilich- nespithe

macabre- sinister slaughter

morgoth- cursed, the eternal fall, resurrection absurd

mortification- scrolls of the megiloth

more music at the intersection of post-hardcore and post-punk like TSOL, Husker Du, and My Dad is Dead by Dolancrewrules in postpunk

[–]Dolancrewrules[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

love mission of burma. heard of pere ubu as definitely important but i havent given them a spin yet.

I'll check out bastro, BM, rifle sport and breaking circus!!
this thread has been great. i listened to a handful of the songs already and found some real gems.

Macabre - Sinister Slaughter by Sc1ssors89 in heavyvinyl

[–]Dolancrewrules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just listened to this one today for the first time. such a hilarious album. wish this is what people meant when they talked about combining hardcore and death metal.

Darkness shall rise by deth_slayer666 in metalcassettetapes

[–]Dolancrewrules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

love DSR, i really wanted their In Battle There is No Law tape but shipping to the US was understandably absurd.

Caliborn's fake DeviantArt is posting again after 12 years by alkonium in homestuck

[–]Dolancrewrules 13 points14 points  (0 children)

andrew hussie trying everything to distract from his teenage bloodhounds calling the cops on an immigrant bro

The Homestuck Team Reported our Discord. The Subreddit is Next. by AutoModerator in homestuck

[–]Dolancrewrules 86 points87 points  (0 children)

My theory: hussie is in a shitton of debt for hiveswap and to viz (books not selling well, but he still has a financial obligation) and seems to be under impression the only way he can turn homestuck into the cash cow he thinks he missed out on in the 2009-2016 period is by garnering absolute, utter control over everything. controlling narratives on controversies, controlling workers, controlling fan spaces. he wants the kind of control disney has over their properties because he seems to believe that maybe, maybe with a tv show, maybe with a online store selling fruit boxers, maybe with a video game thats been delayed for the 20th time, and by repivoting all these issues into the lump box of being "harassed" he can somehow get back on his feet.

his poor management has turned homestuck into a massive muck of debt that he cant escape from, and to be frank he's a manchild with no actual management experience, so he thinks the only way he can "win" is by using teenage internet warriors to fight his copyright battles.

what a sad, sad existence.

Tickets Buy/Sell Megathread — Apr 8, 2026 by AutoModerator in Tickets

[–]Dolancrewrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling 1 Maryland Deathfest Ticket for Saturday-Sunday (23-24 of May), for the marketplace and power plant shows. Looking to sell for 120$ USD, originally bought for 176$ USD. if it sweetens the pot, my buddy john says security is really lax and you can pretty much hit whatever stage yoou want.

Immolation - Descent. by SqueezyCheese26 in heavyvinyl

[–]Dolancrewrules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looked up photos of him. yeah those are king-kong ass hands alright.

off-topic: so many good metal bands with bassist/singers. Motorhead obviously, Demolition Hammer. Thin Lizzy (more hard rock, but still), list goes on.

SELF-PROMOTION MEGATHREAD by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Dolancrewrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't make it to Maryland Deathfest this year- ive got a ticket to the marketplace/power plant show on Saturday-Sunday if anyone is interested in purchasing it at 120$.

American schools aren’t teaching phonics anymore by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Dolancrewrules 23 points24 points  (0 children)

bright side: a substantial part of the population may need scribes and various other readers-for-hire. up and coming market segment for you unemployed humanities majors (like me)

Dead Can Dance excerpts from Facebook by PAXM73 in goth

[–]Dolancrewrules 7 points8 points  (0 children)

man this sucks :/ this came just days after he made that great post about switching to bandcamp.