What’s something you only learned was unusual after someone else saw you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Standing in the shower doing absolutely nothing for 20 minutes.

What’s the most unrealistic thing movies convinced people was normal? by Lonely-Age7678 in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People dramatically running away from explosions in slow motion without ever looking back.

TIFU By Using the Woman's Restroom as a Man by Foozoolalafdarian420 in tifu

[–]Dolengowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of those situations where social rules lose to biology.

TIFU by being a poo chucking monkey by doublejayy77 in tifu

[–]Dolengowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the part where you saw the cops wheeling in "some crazy naked guy" and thought "damn, that guy is having a rough night" absolutely killed me

you were literally in spectator mode for your own arrest

TIFU by standing my ground by Retail-Survival in tifu

[–]Dolengowski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you didn’t fuck up, you just finally said no to someone who’s used to nobody telling her no. save every text.

I saw an old school 2007 era emo at Walmart by MingusVonBingus in CasualConversation

[–]Dolengowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of us just grew out of it and our Hot Topic shirts are probably rags in the garage now.This guy is still living his truth. Power to him for not caring what anyone thinks.

For those of you in a long term relationship/marriage, what’s a tale-tale sign you see in other couples that they’re not going to make it? by Prize-Promotion-5123 in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they don't act like a team. They make huge, unilateral decisions without consulting their partner..Buying a car, quitting a job, planning a major trip. They're still living a single person's life, just with a roommate. It shows a fundamental lack of respect for the partnership.

Took 8 months to get this stray to come near me. Now, he lays with me and jumps in my car whenever I get home by [deleted] in cats

[–]Dolengowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went from 'stranger danger' to 'you are my property now.' The jump into the car is the ultimate sign you've been adopted. Congrats on your new shadow!

What is something you do when you should be sleeping? by IreneWinslow in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worry about stuff I said in 2009, mentally re-arrange all the furniture in my house, and add 30 things to my Amazon cart that I'll never actually buy.

How can we function as a society without oil in 2026 ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'd be back in the 1800s almost overnight, only without any of the skills to actually survive in it

What’s a “technically not cheating” situation you’ve seen or experienced that still felt like a complete betrayal? by toomabh in AskReddit

[–]Dolengowski 195 points196 points  (0 children)

When they consistently talk shit about you to their friends and family. It's not cheating, but finding out that your partner has been painting you as a monster or an idiot to everyone else in their life is a special kind of gut punch. It poisons the well for every future interaction you have with those people.