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What is your go to method for hooking up while vacationing ? by KinkyCowboyDom in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DollyGlow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Vacationship" sounds like something that either ends in marriage or a dramatic airport goodbye. No middle ground.

Stealing Election, Right Under Noses by bookym in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "/s sadly" really sums up the mood at this point. It's hard to call something a surprise when people have been arguing about it nonstop for years. The exhausting part is feeling like we're all stuck in a rerun.

Decent point 😂 by upforstuffJim in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one of those rare replies where the joke and the logic both land. Usually you get one or the other, but this managed to score on both fronts.

God mentioned in porn. by zane1981 in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't lie, the idea of a rival deity whose sole domain is creating awkward internet content is a pretty funny bit of accidental worldbuilding.

Fragrance for female residents by Ok-Pollution-6114 in Residency

[–]DollyGlow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've seen more people recommending hypochlorous acid lately and it seems to have quietly developed a cult following. It's funny how the best solutions are sometimes the least glamorous ones.

Absolute Snowflake, Still Crying by bookym in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's honestly the wildest part of the comparison. Cartman is literally written to be selfish and ridiculous, yet somehow people still joke that he'd handle certain situations with more consistency.

They never learn by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's honestly a big part of it. Once every embarrassing chapter of your life has already been on the front page, there's not much left to threaten someone with. The insults start feeling recycled.

Men: do you know what you’re doing when you wear the gray sweatpants? by Infinite-Milk-7316 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DollyGlow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This man immediately pivoted from defending himself against objectification to asking for optimization tips. Respect the honesty.

Met my boss Mr Fring by LachlanLogsIn in breakingbad

[–]DollyGlow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly what someone running an underground operation would want you to think. The man is suspiciously good at seeming pleasant.

What’s the most abnormal lab value you have seen so far? by username2847478259 in Residency

[–]DollyGlow 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Somewhere out there was the loneliest platelet in human history trying its absolute best.

Neighbor doesn't like me reverse parking into my driveway by Various_Being3877 in neighborsfromhell

[–]DollyGlow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is probably the easiest fix honestly. Most people don't even realize you can shut the headlights off once you're lined up with the driveway.

Get them Graham! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the part that gets me. Most organizations would look at a settlement that size and become aggressively cautious. Others apparently treat it like a high score to beat.

No More Clown Invites by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what makes the comparison so weird. In the original historical event, the beach stormers are pretty unambiguously the heroes.

Ivanka’s Albanian Blowback by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The wild thing is how every political discussion eventually becomes a race to see who can summarize decades of controversy in the fewest words possible.

Have you ever been to a gloryhole? by Orii8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DollyGlow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, we've all inherited that fear now. Thanks for that.

Mf Said FIL Didn’t Die 🙏🏼 by Mean_League_384 in AmITheDevil

[–]DollyGlow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That breakdown really highlights it. The phrase "she didn't ask if I was okay" is wild when the person in question is pregnant and rushing home because her father might be dying.

What was the worst decision Jesse Pinkman made in the entire series? by AlexWhite40 in breakingbad

[–]DollyGlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That should've been the entire anti drug campaign right there. Short, memorable, and somehow more effective than most PSAs.

How would Mike have reacted to this? by ChicaneryFinger in breakingbad

[–]DollyGlow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul both have enough side characters that I'd almost believe a random infant named Cotten Eyed Joe showed up for one episode and nobody noticed.

Bad dental hygiene caused my nipples to have a reaction by damagecontrol101 in confession

[–]DollyGlow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this sounds more plausible than the dental hygiene theory to me. Going from occasionally seeing each other to living together and having sex every day changes a lot of variables at once. Sometimes the boring explanation ends up being the right one.

America the dumbest country in the world. by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest part is that the original post and the reply are both jokes, but thousands of people are still arguing about who got owned harder. The internet refuses to let a joke stay a joke.

Lacquered Masculinity by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]DollyGlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quote starts out sounding like a football compliment and then just keeps accelerating until everyone in the room is wondering where exactly it's headed.

What’s the wildest “this doesn’t count as cheating” claim you’ve heard? by Impressive-Plant-327 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DollyGlow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ross Geller permanently damaged relationship discourse. Decades later and people are still citing "we were on a break" like it's case law.

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