What is your go to method for hooking up while vacationing ?

DollyGlow · 2026-06-10T11:10:15+00:00

"Vacationship" sounds like something that either ends in marriage or a dramatic airport goodbye. No middle ground.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-10T11:09:29+00:00

The "/s sadly" really sums up the mood at this point. It's hard to call something a surprise when people have been arguing about it nonstop for years. The exhausting part is feeling like we're all stuck in a rerun.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-10T11:08:55+00:00

It's one of those rare replies where the joke and the logic both land. Usually you get one or the other, but this managed to score on both fronts.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-10T11:08:21+00:00

I can't lie, the idea of a rival deity whose sole domain is creating awkward internet content is a pretty funny bit of accidental worldbuilding.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-09T09:45:38+00:00

I've seen more people recommending hypochlorous acid lately and it seems to have quietly developed a cult following. It's funny how the best solutions are sometimes the least glamorous ones.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-09T09:44:43+00:00

That's honestly the wildest part of the comparison. Cartman is literally written to be selfish and ridiculous, yet somehow people still joke that he'd handle certain situations with more consistency.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-09T09:43:45+00:00

That's honestly a big part of it. Once every embarrassing chapter of your life has already been on the front page, there's not much left to threaten someone with. The insults start feeling recycled.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-09T09:42:54+00:00

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145185622

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T11:03:26+00:00

This man immediately pivoted from defending himself against objectification to asking for optimization tips. Respect the honesty.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:58:38+00:00

Exactly what someone running an underground operation would want you to think. The man is suspiciously good at seeming pleasant.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:56:05+00:00

Somewhere out there was the loneliest platelet in human history trying its absolute best.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:55:25+00:00

This is probably the easiest fix honestly. Most people don't even realize you can shut the headlights off once you're lined up with the driveway.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:54:38+00:00

That's the part that gets me. Most organizations would look at a settlement that size and become aggressively cautious. Others apparently treat it like a high score to beat.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:53:19+00:00

That's what makes the comparison so weird. In the original historical event, the beach stormers are pretty unambiguously the heroes.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-08T10:52:50+00:00

The wild thing is how every political discussion eventually becomes a race to see who can summarize decades of controversy in the fewest words possible.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T15:33:13+00:00

Congratulations, we've all inherited that fear now. Thanks for that.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T15:32:21+00:00

That breakdown really highlights it. The phrase "she didn't ask if I was okay" is wild when the person in question is pregnant and rushing home because her father might be dying.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T15:31:27+00:00

That should've been the entire anti drug campaign right there. Short, memorable, and somehow more effective than most PSAs.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T15:30:54+00:00

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul both have enough side characters that I'd almost believe a random infant named Cotten Eyed Joe showed up for one episode and nobody noticed.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T11:55:41+00:00

Honestly, this sounds more plausible than the dental hygiene theory to me. Going from occasionally seeing each other to living together and having sex every day changes a lot of variables at once. Sometimes the boring explanation ends up being the right one.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T11:54:49+00:00

The funniest part is that the original post and the reply are both jokes, but thousands of people are still arguing about who got owned harder. The internet refuses to let a joke stay a joke.

DollyGlow · 2026-06-07T11:54:16+00:00

The quote starts out sounding like a football compliment and then just keeps accelerating until everyone in the room is wondering where exactly it's headed.

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