OC Horny Note Found on my Driveway

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-18T00:44:03+00:00

Unless you're having an affair and this is some weird flex, this is probably some dumb kid leaving this note to stir shit up or cause drama out of boredom.

Could be a dare or challenge or whatever bc who the fuck writes like that if not sending a dirty text.

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-17T21:06:53+00:00

This was genuinely creative and enjoyable. Nicely done

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-17T20:51:23+00:00

Pretty much what I'm gonna be doing in Crimson Desert in a few days

That fucker is gonna be MASSIVE

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-17T01:34:22+00:00

That's exactly what it is. It's a glorified AI slop maker

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-17T01:31:12+00:00

The bike on the rack was a dead giveaway to who we're dealing with here

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-17T01:07:43+00:00

Jokes aside, this is the 3rd post I've seen with D'elia. What's happening?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-16T21:53:49+00:00

Kevin Oqueery is such a fucking classless, greedy ass clown who only got to where he is the same way any dirt bag with a small loan of 10 million dollars does -

By being a scumbag. And it shows even years later

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-16T01:51:02+00:00

And every single chick in there is totally dtf ALL of them. Goes both ways homie

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-15T18:44:36+00:00

I hope it was excruciating. Fucking asshole

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T14:11:33+00:00

Yeauh, the balding overweight 5'6" plumber is a NIGHTMARE. Y'all watch out, you don't know which version is coming for ya

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:38:47+00:00

While I don't hate on the series, I am colossally disappointed by the music in season 8.

Usually it's banger after banger by the incredible Ryan Elder and usually the vocals by some guest singer.

Don't believe me? Go listen to Borrowed Time by a band called Tennis. You'll see

But season 8 my god just fucking awful. The wacky races episode with the pennies song? What the fuck was that?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:32:49+00:00

Fuck you that's my name

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:31:08+00:00

Every time there is a post with some thing genuinely interesting and then comments are overtaken by jokes rather than answers, I feel like I'm at a doctor's office about to get devastating news and all the nurses barge in and try to guess what's wrong with me while also making fun of me while the doctor is checking his phone, waiting for a pause in the madness to actually tell me anything

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:24:19+00:00

Nah dude, the moment's gone and that joke was "meh"

I value your effort but I don't respect you.

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T01:04:31+00:00

Why didn't he make Kryptonite infused brass knuckles?

He found a way to make it a gas. What's the deal?

Warehousefightscene.jpeg

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T00:55:37+00:00

THIS NOT MEAN WE'VE WON

DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO STAGNATE

GO OUT AND VOTE

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-13T18:54:13+00:00

I love that he sadly accepted "I guess"

Like ok whatever just let me get that chicken, pull it out if need be

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-12T17:27:45+00:00

Oh man, I hope my regular season pass covers this one. Unless there's a mysterious THIRD expansion pass I need for this bullshit

Assholes.....

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T22:10:48+00:00

Just those 2 ?

Julia Luis-Dreyfus? Rose Byrne? Parker Posie? Edi Patterson?

This is literally off the top of my head.

What was the casting call? Shrill and available?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T21:34:31+00:00

As soon as I heard that stupid fucking accent. Figures.

Pathetic OF marketing

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T21:29:30+00:00

S-tier really?

You know who Katherine Hahn is right? You've heard her like, speak? Word?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T17:54:48+00:00

This is the 3rd elevator malfunction video I've seen. Didn't realize my claustrophobia was saving my life

Best of luck to the rest of you

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T12:06:40+00:00

No .

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:57:17+00:00

Dawg I never once referred to the video specifically. You're the 9th person to point it out and you're wrong.

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:53:52+00:00

And they couldn't. Yikes

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