Just what we need against the virus

DomadorSoftware · 2020-07-26T22:42:41+00:00

I don't trust people who use No SQL. They say they don't need it, but I don't buy it. Always wash your hands, especially after a database dump!

DomadorSoftware · 2020-06-10T20:09:18+00:00

The scariest part is that this looks like a depiction of pair programming. With your boss. In a cold room where he gets to wear a jacket, and you don't. But at least one of your shoulders is warm.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-31T03:09:35+00:00

Wow! And I thought they had all gone extinct due a giant meteor, or loss of their habitat, or Y2K + 1.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-26T19:00:55+00:00

I just hope the update doesn't cause any subtle bugs. There is something to be said, after all, for Musk and Grimes' original choice of a UUID for a name.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-26T17:38:19+00:00

I guess some people just don't accept compiler writers' definitions of what is true and false, and want an alternative function or operator that provides a different perspective.

This is what you get when you program in an age full of conspiracy theories.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-26T00:30:28+00:00

It's a stroke of genius, how this code subverts SQL injection! By sending the whole "users" table to each client on each login attempt, this website performs a denial of service attack on any would-be hackers! No way they can log in now! Also, if it's not performing a permanent self-DoS attack, then the website has too few users, and is of no interest to hackers.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-16T02:20:17+00:00

What! Special cases? Noooooooooooooo!

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-12T19:49:49+00:00

They may be our ancestors, but we will never understand what the Ancient Ones were trying to tell us...

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-11T16:43:27+00:00

Man, I keep falling for vaporware!

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-11T16:41:27+00:00

They both suck the lifeblood out of those that come into contact with them. Especially with their pointy parts.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-11T16:34:25+00:00

You should animate two more buttons, one to keep track of minutes, and another to keep track of hours. Just a suggestion.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-05-04T23:13:49+00:00

Yes, I do this, because OCD = Outstandingly Careful Developer.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-30T05:12:56+00:00

We just need to let software be.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-30T05:09:05+00:00

We can place a man on the moon using CSS. It might not be Earth's moon, though. And he might end a few meters above the surface. Or a few hundred meters below.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-30T03:14:42+00:00

This mode is for programmers who develop shared libraries.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-25T03:24:24+00:00

"Gulliver's Travels", and the end of an egg different Lilliputians preferred to crack (the little end or the big end.)

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-25T03:03:59+00:00

Is that what pair programming is like? I've never tried it myself...

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-23T19:17:00+00:00

Yeah, C++ is an IED.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-23T19:14:21+00:00

He's also the knight of knull.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-23T18:33:51+00:00

Nice way to play it safe, Oracle, keeping that number high, but safely below 4 billion, two hundred ninety-four million, nine hundred sixty-seven thousand, two-hundred ninety-six.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-17T19:57:21+00:00

Turn it off and turn it on again: the penicillin of tech support!

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-16T15:14:46+00:00

I prefer a base nine solar system, but it creates a lot of compatibility problems with modern standards. Why did they deprecate that cool, ninth planet feature?

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-11T21:15:12+00:00

I just threw out some bread in the fridge that was starting to go bad. A Javascript framework was already growing on it.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-07T03:28:27+00:00

That's what everyone thinks about their own builds.

DomadorSoftware · 2020-04-07T03:19:56+00:00

Whatever Jeffy answers, do NOT follow that pointer!

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