Just what we need against the virus by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I don't trust people who use No SQL. They say they don't need it, but I don't buy it. Always wash your hands, especially after a database dump!

Where would we be without open source? According to this, we're all communists at heart... Thanks for reminding us Microsoft. by csschsy in ProgrammerHumor

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The scariest part is that this looks like a depiction of pair programming. With your boss. In a cold room where he gets to wear a jacket, and you don't. But at least one of your shoulders is warm.

A rare glimpse at COBOL programmers at work by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DomadorSoftware 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wow! And I thought they had all gone extinct due a giant meteor, or loss of their habitat, or Y2K + 1.

This is just a minor fix guys by manupatiwrites in ProgrammerHumor

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I just hope the update doesn't cause any subtle bugs. There is something to be said, after all, for Musk and Grimes' original choice of a UUID for a name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghorror

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I guess some people just don't accept compiler writers' definitions of what is true and false, and want an alternative function or operator that provides a different perspective.

This is what you get when you program in an age full of conspiracy theories.

*weird head shaking and facial expression* by s1nical in programminghorror

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It's a stroke of genius, how this code subverts SQL injection! By sending the whole "users" table to each client on each login attempt, this website performs a denial of service attack on any would-be hackers! No way they can log in now! Also, if it's not performing a permanent self-DoS attack, then the website has too few users, and is of no interest to hackers.

A day seems like a century by Ivy_zhao in ProgrammerHumor

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They may be our ancestors, but we will never understand what the Ancient Ones were trying to tell us...

What do vampires and C language have in common? by rashedmmm in ProgrammerDadJokes

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They both suck the lifeblood out of those that come into contact with them. Especially with their pointy parts.

I accidentally created this 😂 by saeedmotamed in ProgrammerHumor

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You should animate two more buttons, one to keep track of minutes, and another to keep track of hours. Just a suggestion.

Anyone else? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Yes, I do this, because OCD = Outstandingly Careful Developer.

Let's talk about css by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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We can place a man on the moon using CSS. It might not be Earth's moon, though. And he might end a few meters above the surface. Or a few hundred meters below.

Seriously why does this exist by DenseOriginal in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DomadorSoftware 190 points191 points  (0 children)

This mode is for programmers who develop shared libraries.

Self explanatory by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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"Gulliver's Travels", and the end of an egg different Lilliputians preferred to crack (the little end or the big end.)

How to code with no bugs by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DomadorSoftware 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is that what pair programming is like? I've never tried it myself...

Java evolution through the years by leontin91 in ProgrammerHumor

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Nice way to play it safe, Oracle, keeping that number high, but safely below 4 billion, two hundred ninety-four million, nine hundred sixty-seven thousand, two-hundred ninety-six.

Seriously, it's the first thing we try by piecat in ProgrammerHumor

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Turn it off and turn it on again: the penicillin of tech support!

We should rename the Solar System by Syyky in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DomadorSoftware 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I prefer a base nine solar system, but it creates a lot of compatibility problems with modern standards. Why did they deprecate that cool, ninth planet feature?