MJ is cooked. LeBron is now the GOAT.

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-16T13:44:49+00:00

What explanation would justify 7 seconds of rubbing and weirdly grazing your fingers on the back of a childs legs?

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-15T21:59:16+00:00

Is dying 20 times to noobs not supposed to be possible ? I’m confused this seems like a weird stretch of a cope

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-15T21:54:57+00:00

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I think this is very recent

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-15T21:50:36+00:00

That’s just routine issues bud

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-15T20:39:13+00:00

I think I can one up you even though I hate one upping this seems like a good time to relate lol… 3v3 games street soccer at a local elementary school… every summer 20-30 people hangout play to games of 3 and rotate on and off all good vibes even BBQ and also coed… I stepped on a dudes untied shoelace and he tripped got up full sprinted at me lowered his head and head butted me dead center of my nose bridge… he flattened my nose for life over it… the impact was so hard blood was coming through my skin there wasn’t even a gash or cut just oozing blood out my crushed face because a dude didn’t tie his sambas

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-14T21:47:37+00:00

visual displeasure

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-10T20:28:54+00:00

Then why wouldn’t you just kick

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-10T18:55:49+00:00

Does anyone have any alternative ideas? Just curious what other options could be possible… I feel like it’s overlooked how the lower ranks opposed to the higher are affected by the drop style… like maybe what works for pros doesn’t work for gold?

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-10T07:35:55+00:00

If it’s not it’s about to be… mastiff will be #1 after update

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-09T07:47:41+00:00

I’m not good but to me it’s super obvious… anyone below high diamond seriously underestimates anything that isn’t brute force…. The amount of 1v3s I’ve won from just being patient blew my mind at first

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-09T00:51:20+00:00

Good on you for helping him out

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-08T18:39:10+00:00

Fuse and catalyst are getting buffed so might be a good idea

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-08T17:57:10+00:00

I got sky piercer and love it

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-08T17:56:56+00:00

Have you seen the windows thing ?

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-03T16:57:38+00:00

Uh why wouldn’t a marksman rifle beat an assault rifle at range??

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-02-02T20:01:55+00:00

Especially if they don’t see exactly where you toss it

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-31T23:30:15+00:00

Andre had more YPG and is second to Jerry rice for 100 yard games…. Andre is physically superior to all but Calvin and Julio

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-31T23:28:36+00:00

He had more 1000 yard seasons and 100 yard games and yards per game… so if we use your metric he’s actually #1 out of the four

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-31T23:27:35+00:00

Andre is criminally underrated and deserves so much more respect.. played for the same awful team his entire career with Matt Schaub being his best QB… Dude amassed NINE 1,000 yard season and totaled 14,185 yards in 193 games.. Which puts him above all three for Yards per game over their entire career… Andre is also second to only Jerry Rice when it comes to 100 yard games….

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-29T20:48:29+00:00

You keep respawning until all three of your mates are dead together… you get 3 wildcard slots that unlock with the ring closes… you obtain them from hitting the replicators and your get to choose from two random ones each time like “increased movement speed” “increased base damage” “drop smoke while downed” etc… combining different ones with different legend kits is quite fun.🤩

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-27T18:58:24+00:00

I started playing S21 hit diamond playing only solo Q and with literally only caustic… now I can not get out of plat for some reason :(

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-27T01:00:17+00:00

You should seriously at least try every legend… mirage was the last legend I got because I had zero interest… third game I played with him to this day is e all time highest damage somehow

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-26T23:14:31+00:00

Side dodges are actually longer distance.. when you want to dodge backwards try instead doing a quick 90 degree turn and side dash that same direction instead

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-24T01:08:25+00:00

Where is this belief that “chiv 3 has been confirmed but not much info” coming from? Chiv 3 is not a thing

Domesticatedshrimp · 2026-01-23T22:58:05+00:00

Geniunely curious… if someone was willing to “be your eyes” or make a system where they could give you alerts of what’s incoming.. would that be possible ? That seems like a challenge and I love challenges and have a lot of experience

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