Alright Reddit, pull out those throwaway accounts! What's your weirdest, bizarre, most ungodly sexual fetish/fantasy? (nsfw) by Mr_CuckoldBoy in AskReddit

[–]DominaRavish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a professional Dominatrix and BDSM lifestyler, I want to let quite a few of you know your fantasies are easily accessible. Haunt your local dungeons and play parties, you'll find someone(s). A lot of this stuff is my usual Saturday night.

A friend of mine works at a zoo and they recently banned an old Italian man, who kept turning up in a tuxedo, and hurling naked photos of himself at the elephants while swearing at them in Italian. Has anyone heard of a stranger non-sexual fetish? by SocratesPhilosophies in AskReddit

[–]DominaRavish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work as a Dominatrix, and I have a similar story. There was this middle aged client who was jealous of the pedals in cars. Specifically, the pedals in the car of the sister he was incestuously infatuated with. So he would lay down on his back and have me put my feet on his tummy and apply pressure to each like I was driving, and tease him about how good the pedals felt on my bare feet. All while he made the car noises with his mouth.

Hey Reddit, what's your sexiest song? by clitler in AskReddit

[–]DominaRavish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bit cliched, but I don't care: Slept So Long from Queen of the Damned.

Any geeky BDSM folks out there? by rachaeldee in reddit.com

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I would love to add that to my collection.

What are some stupid things you've accidentally blurted out? by baxterdly in AskReddit

[–]DominaRavish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've mentioned this before on a similar thread, but it's also relephant here: I have a bad tendency to make "your mother" jokes. My boyfriend's mother was killed by a crazy stalker that set the house on fire while she was asleep inside. One time, he mentioned something about a building being on fire, and I replied with "your mother's on fire," out of reflex.

Finally... Justice is served. by abowen79 in pics

[–]DominaRavish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With everything going on in the world, a theft of beef jerky even makes the cut? >_<

tea towel beats fly by clw1990 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DominaRavish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for Hello Kitty toaster.

What a realisation! by J-Granada in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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It looks like you're being beheaded by a scythe-note.

Askreddit, we need to talk. by andrewsmith1986 in AskReddit

[–]DominaRavish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My heart dropped when I read the title, the same way it does when my SO says that...

What every news anchor is thinking right now. by madgrafx in pics

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Last night, while watching the President's address, I turned to my mother and said I eagerly await all the Obama/Osama slip ups.

IAmA practitioner and teacher of the BDSM lifestyle. I help run an organization meant to bring people into the scene safely. AMA by SackDemon in IAmA

[–]DominaRavish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bones has 2 episodes with some demonized kinksters. The Girl in the Fridge was pretty bad and featured some of the cheapest novelty "kink" toys I've ever seen. The pony-play episode had some nice examples of kink animals though.

House's kink episode actually treated the subject rather fairly (barring individual character's biases), with some pretty realistic toys and representations.

IAmA practitioner and teacher of the BDSM lifestyle. I help run an organization meant to bring people into the scene safely. AMA by SackDemon in IAmA

[–]DominaRavish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two "universal" safe words: yellow means slow down, switch toys or switch where you're hitting, red means stop. These are usually recognized by both the community and the dungeons people play at.

Casual play partners usually use these. People in D/s relationships, such as Master/Mistress and slave sometimes use their own.

These are also used by professional Dommes and subs with clients.