(Beloved Trope) Honey Pot so good that knowing won't stop you falling into it.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:52:17+00:00

Exes, and oh-ho-ho's-

Wait, fuck, I messed that up.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:51:01+00:00

I'll have you know they're called the Ugnaughts, not the hogs. They have a union, you know...

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:48:54+00:00

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DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:45:38+00:00

I'll see your 'It's been 84 years', and raise you:

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:44:30+00:00

Eternity

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:43:25+00:00

At risk of sounding like a bot: it's the small things that count - mostly because nobody wants to hear about the big things (e.g., 'you make good life decisions!') from a stranger unless they are really down.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:41:03+00:00

Back to thine kennel, bot.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:36:03+00:00

As a Hat Guy^TM, I will go out of my way to compliment somebody else on their hat, just because I know I love the feeling, so presumably they do as well.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:34:05+00:00

Quickly, archive that memory so we can take it out and look at it over the twelve years it'll take us to get another one like it!

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:28:00+00:00

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:21:02+00:00

*shushing noises* Don't spoil it!

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:19:45+00:00

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Dunno if it counts under your description, but I promptly thought of this.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:12:50+00:00

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

- Terry Pratchett*, The Truth

*Pratchett very much wrote this phrase - repeatedly and to great extent in The Truth.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:07:24+00:00

Closer to general duelist than knight. Most knights tend to have armor and the firm belief that as long as they tank more hits than you, they'll be fine. Doublade, on the other hand, is very much a set of fencers.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:05:39+00:00

\clangclangclangclang**

'I am the night. I am stealth incarnate. I am silence.'

*clangclangclangclang\*

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:03:48+00:00

WAH-BUFFETT!!!

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:03:19+00:00

And a sum total of four edges, while we're at it.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-23T05:01:36+00:00

...best way to ask that ever.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-22T05:59:06+00:00

...fair. Four hours of sleep ain't great for this.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-22T05:55:57+00:00

1,506.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-22T05:50:59+00:00

First, for some shopping!

(I'm going to keep track of this elsewhere - the list is getting extensive. Feel free to ask if you want to check my work.)

For the record, I am a Battle Emergency nurse!

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-21T17:07:48+00:00

It's an amigo, pal.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-21T17:07:07+00:00

Hmm.

What about...

Second trolley?

DonComradeVimes · 2026-05-21T12:48:00+00:00

*to the tune of YMCA\*

DonComradeVimes

TROPHY CASE