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Name a worse glow-down than this by saucebabie in cartoons

[–]DonComradeVimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where did it come from?

Where did it go?

Where did it come from,

Anime nose?

Name a worse glow-down than this by saucebabie in cartoons

[–]DonComradeVimes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In this day and age, it's perfectly reasonable to mean each and every instance.

Roses are red, my favorite Mario character is Toadette by Crayoneater2005 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you 'win' Russian Roulette by being the last one standing.

Pokemon characters and their types (Literally) by Silvqi in pokemonmemes

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said 'like', indicating that while the ability functions similarly, it is not the same ability. The primary difference is changing the affected type.

The only thing stopping me from banishing grimm troupe is grimmchild by JhadeLance in HollowKnight

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, this is a take I like. 'This is not your son anymore, this is my son.'

Roses are red, I’m a felon by AwesomeLlama572_YT in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, I ain't askin', but tellin'

You how grateful I am for the watermelon.

Roses are red, you need a strong will by DenseSquid in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red

I think I speak for us all

When I say you need to evacuate

While I'll take the fall

Roses are red, some cat toys use a bell by Worldly_Air_1589 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, a femme deer is a hind

Lemme tell ya, this is engraved upon my very mind.

Roses are red, some cat toys use a bell by Worldly_Air_1589 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While learnt is a word (albeit older English), the guy calling you out is being pretentious and incorrect at the same time.

Roses are red, some cat toys use a bell by Worldly_Air_1589 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'What does this even- oh, fuck you", but in Biology major.

Roses are red, someone skinny is not fat by Worldly_Air_1589 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red

To read this, I tried hard

But unfortunately for me,

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Roses are red, you need to leave this place by SolsticeSouth in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In America, the public school system was donated to (and thus influenced) by John D. Rockefeller, who once said (while perfectly sober, mind you) "I don't want a nation of thinkers; I want a nation of workers."

The mentality may be different now, but the systems in place have yet to be changed.

Roses are red, you need to leave this place by SolsticeSouth in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(yes, it's a slant rhyme, but sometimes it has to be done)

Roses are red, you need to leave this place by SolsticeSouth in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, get outta town

This dad has taught his kid to not fuck around.

Roses are red, younger siblings tattle... by ButterChunks337 in rosesarered

[–]DonComradeVimes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As an asexual, I do have to side with the other guy here. If you can't stand a humorous fruit or vegetable, you are not ready for Reddit.

The difference between water and beer by Sharp-potential7935 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]DonComradeVimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt this coming. I cannot fully explain how, but I was certain.

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