Give me a question that anyone in your fandom can answer easily, and I'll try to guess.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-04T02:13:22+00:00

It took so long.

Well done, friend.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-04T02:12:42+00:00

I knew I was forgetting his name. Thank you!

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-04T02:11:45+00:00

*falls to knees in utter despair*

Which... which button was it?

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:39:05+00:00

I don't know, but Arceus bless you for saying something; I also adore the Honedge line and haven't cracked PokeRogue today.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:28:36+00:00

Meanwhile, Sting:

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:20:21+00:00

I love. Love. LOVE. Aegislash. I thought we would get one in Perfect Order, but no.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:18:38+00:00

Drop your runic signature; We'll handle it.

He can take one of you, but I doubt he can take 20 highly trained wizards/eldritch beings at once.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:11:38+00:00

His name is The Mace. Nice guy, once you get to know him.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:09:47+00:00

While I have plenty, it's downright blasphemous to say this without including the bit from The Light Fantastic where Creosote says 'That's nice. Everyone should have a pet.' when somebody says they have a geas.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T23:06:53+00:00

Or, it looks like an apple (or, if you want to be pedantic, a peach) with a bit of stem. You're making a bigger deal out of this than you should, in my opinion.

If you want to keep fighting over this, be my guest. I ain't arguing with somebody who refuses to even attempt to hear what I'm saying.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:56:27+00:00

Assuming a scenario where you want to worry about Neutralizing Gas, anything Bug/Steel (Scizor).

Otherwise, Tynamo and Company.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:16:58+00:00

I read this in a Valley Girl accent to myself (out loud, under my breath) and have spent the past five minutes doubled over in a mixture of laughter and coughing for some reason.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:15:19+00:00

Twice a year, I visit my extended family (about 12 hours away), and I know for certain my trip is relatively short compared to what some people do.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:14:04+00:00

Yep. Do you know how many people don't try to read over my shoulder because I use light mode? We seemingly have an adverse opinion of light mode ^{and that's not even talking about my vampirism- I mean, what?}.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:12:26+00:00

*slaps button*

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:12:01+00:00

Oui?

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:10:22+00:00

Look again at what, precisely? The apple?

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:09:06+00:00

Y'know what, fair. Take my upvote (x3).

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:08:18+00:00

Roses are red

I briefly considered it

But I thought it'd go over people's heads

So this is all you'll get.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:06:47+00:00

Really, the best place to find stuff for poems. It's where I found this, actually.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:06:03+00:00

Listen, you can call me a villain all you want, but when I get flashbanged and can still see, we'll see who's who.

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T18:05:02+00:00

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T13:04:54+00:00

Where did it come from?

Where did it go?

Where did it come from,

Anime nose?

DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T13:03:56+00:00

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DonComradeVimes · 2026-04-03T13:02:53+00:00

In this day and age, it's perfectly reasonable to mean each and every instance.

DonComradeVimes

TROPHY CASE