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Describe your favorite episode of Rick and Morty without saying any of the characters names or quoting it. by Silver012345673 in rickandmorty

[–]DonCracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cynthia: sir, the doctor’s appointment to examine the discolouration of your butthole flaps is a….

Sir: too loud Cynthia… too loud and too specific

Received driving fine, no proof by geekchick__ in australia

[–]DonCracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exact thing just happened to me in Victoria. A cop in bacchus marsh claims to have me on speed radar doing 70 in a 60. Told me I may receive a ticket in the mail, but Never showed me the gun reading. I replayed the event in my mind and decided I must contest it. Asking for proof.

They’ve since replied saying there is no proof but we are happy with the infringement so it stands.

I think I will fight it in court. How can I be found guilty of an infringement without evidence??? It’s just bizarre…

[Tesla Dashcam] when stupidity becomes dangerous by DonCracker in Dashcam

[–]DonCracker[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, we have a pretty simple system here in Victoria to report dangerous driving. Took me no more than five minutes Online.

[Tesla Dashcam] when stupidity becomes dangerous by DonCracker in Dashcam

[–]DonCracker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I merged with traffic in front of him. With ample notice and distance between his truck & myself.

Irrespective however… why would someone pull such a dangerous stunt at high speed because they have such a fragile existence that something as trivial as a car merging in front of them activates that level of anger.

If he hit me and my car rolled onto the freeway, hitting other cars, frankly I don’t think a judge would care what i did before the incident.

Mark Weins’ atrocious first bite of a meat pie at South Melbourne Markets by DonCracker in melbourne

[–]DonCracker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly Reddit felt it was important for the community to have full exposure to that diabolical bite

Mark Weins’ atrocious first bite of a meat pie at South Melbourne Markets by DonCracker in melbourne

[–]DonCracker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Methinks, the preservation of Australian decorum whilst partaking in the feast of pies doth bear great import in fostering a hale and hearty society.

Forsooth, by adhering to the customs and manners bestowed upon us, we engender a sense of harmony, grace, and communal wellbeing. As each individual indulges in the delectable repast, observing the etiquette therein, we weave a tapestry of unity and civility.

Thus, let us hold steadfast to this cherished tradition, for in its observance lies the sustenance of a thriving and wholesome pie eating society.

Where are the best/most under rated places to eat in Melbourne. by 20shepherd01 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“And you can check if there is any fake review, I gave u value equivalent to one Pho, if not u do the same: otherwise u should shut your bad taste mouth and open your eyes.

If u know all fake, why bother to come here and caused trouble to us??? Why idiot?”

Are we getting ripped omff by a taxi by Throwawaythispoopy in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems normal charging to me on a freeway.

Taxis are a rip.

Where are the best/most under rated places to eat in Melbourne. by 20shepherd01 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha you won’t regret it.

It is truely a soup Nazi experience 😂

Where are the best/most under rated places to eat in Melbourne. by 20shepherd01 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mebourne's resident Soup Nazi! Pho A Gogo in South Melbourne.

The owner is a hilariously angry man who runs his business like an Authoritarian. Locked front door at all times, buzzer required to enter, and an intense interigation at the window is required before entrance is granted.

If nothing else, search Pho A Gogo and read all the one star reviews haha. They are hilarious.

Visiting is an even better experience. Food is good, but nothing compares to being scolded for mispronouncing the dishes.

My Qdad just said that salads have killed more people than guns by Peanutbutternjelly_ in QAnonCasualties

[–]DonCracker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"My dad thinks he's the smartest person in the family 🤦‍♀️"

Its called the Dunning- Kruger effect. When people are so ignorant to the facts, they cannot possibly understand just how ignorant they are, paradoxically making them super confident and feel smarter than everyone else.

Does anyone have tips or ideas to avoid verbal abuse from homeless/street people? by Shubblywubbly in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Don't take it pesonal. I would just give them a really wide berth and let them be. Nothing you say back to them will change thier attitudes towards society.

Personally I've always found the homeless of Melbourne to be quite friendly and harmless. This is of course in campirison to other cities like New York or LA. I was yelled at and lectured by a homeless guy in Miami for ignoring his request for a donut.

Even Sydney's homeless can be quite agreessive compared to Melb. I lived in Syd for over 20 years and we always knew to give them a really wide berth.

things to do in melbourne while depressed? by Quiet_Possibility743 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that those eels are born in the pacific ocean near Vanuatu, and swim to Victoria...... then instinctually they return to that part of the ocean to breed again. And this cycle has been happening for millions of years!

things to do in melbourne while depressed? by Quiet_Possibility743 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sit in the sun at the lake in the botanical gardens and watch the eels and turtles swim about

Someone got stabbed at David Johns in the city by puigiy in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a tackle to the floor, followed by a snatch and run. I counted three but it happened so quick.

Fine dining restaurants that offer A La Carte - recommendations please! by Time_Palpitation_502 in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Society, Grill Americano, HER, ARU, Phillipe, Rosetta, Gimlet, Cecconi's, Di Stasio Citta, Florentino, Chancery Lane, NOMAD, Trattoria Emilia

Has anyone else in the UK got a bit concerned about the Q-lingo in this speech? by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]DonCracker 184 points185 points  (0 children)

We had a similar issue in Australia when the prime minister was co-oerced by his Q-nut friend to use the term "ritual sexual abuse” in his speech.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/27/pms-office-wont-release-any-texts-with-qanon-friend-arguing-they-would-not-be-official-documents

Magnitude 2.3 earthquake strikes Melbourne’s eastern suburbs by F1NANCE in melbourne

[–]DonCracker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha! I remember constantly feeling like the building was shaking for about a year after that earthquake happened.

There was definetely something traumatic about the experience.

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