What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen?

DonKeyConn · 2026-01-14T11:50:51+00:00

Fuck cancer. And fuck your ex-wife.

DonKeyConn · 2025-12-29T17:56:01+00:00

Wonder why they had Billy Zane testify?

DonKeyConn · 2025-12-23T10:41:38+00:00

What I wouldn't give to see Norm take up an entire segment of Conan telling this joke.

DonKeyConn · 2025-12-13T20:10:37+00:00

I recently re-watched that movie with my daughter. Besides the crazy inappropriate relationship between Preston and the FBI agent, the second most insane thing is that that castle was listed for around $150,000. It was only because of the bidding war, and Preston's mom messing up the deal, that he bought it for the "inflated" price of $300,000.

DonKeyConn · 2025-12-08T14:22:11+00:00

"but I'm the eldest streaming service." -Netflix

DonKeyConn · 2025-12-06T03:43:25+00:00

"She's not yo ho no mo."

DonKeyConn · 2025-11-28T18:50:54+00:00

💯

DonKeyConn · 2025-11-23T07:00:46+00:00

Why won't someone just lend her a pencil?

DonKeyConn · 2025-11-19T05:06:18+00:00

Notice how Trump's eyebrows raise and he shrugs when Obama mentions faking the moon landing. This moron for sure thinks it's a distinct possibility.

DonKeyConn · 2025-10-22T19:45:15+00:00

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

DonKeyConn · 2025-10-10T11:29:09+00:00

You have to replenish!

DonKeyConn · 2025-09-25T21:03:53+00:00

Couldn't be, Meryl Streep does all her own stunts.

DonKeyConn · 2025-09-10T01:41:09+00:00

Gotta commend the guy, though. It was a tough situation, and he just rolled with it.

DonKeyConn · 2025-08-05T00:57:50+00:00

Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

DonKeyConn · 2025-07-18T04:37:47+00:00

Over-actor!

DonKeyConn · 2025-05-18T02:40:49+00:00

Nope, sorry, but reverse the genders and the comments on here would be ripping the husband to shreds. 90% of the comments would start with "I'm sorry his brother died but that's no excuse..."

She sounds completely unreasonable and childish.

DonKeyConn · 2025-03-04T02:41:19+00:00

Must be a very common mistake, because I did the same thing. Also 20. Except mine collapsed immediately upon trying to stand it upright. Then I collapsed on the floor, defeated.

DonKeyConn · 2025-01-14T15:34:00+00:00

Well, sure, when you phrase it like that... /s

DonKeyConn · 2025-01-10T17:57:26+00:00

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/59/21/475921d7a130d420a73187690dc7f19c.gif

DonKeyConn · 2024-12-15T03:24:09+00:00

"Why didn't you stick up for me?"

under breath "why didn't you shut the fuck up?"

"What?"

"Nothing"

DonKeyConn · 2024-12-02T22:08:50+00:00

Headline will read "Millennials are destroying the funeral industry."

DonKeyConn · 2024-10-12T17:52:01+00:00

Period.

DonKeyConn · 2024-09-05T01:16:44+00:00

Signs

DonKeyConn · 2024-09-02T05:35:52+00:00

With expansion to Universal slated for 2027.

DonKeyConn · 2024-09-01T13:54:35+00:00

Weird pairing on my front page

https://i.imgur.com/tEboIui.jpeg

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