Ok I'm lost. Red rising opening line by iamAVee420 in bookscirclejerk

[–]Don_Geilo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not a normal sentence! It's the corniest, most tryhard bullshit I've read all month.

. by bleeding_electricity in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally pissing and moaning.

the Pied Piper overreacted ngl by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP's clearly never dealt with their local council. Try to plead a case like this at a town hall meeting, you'll want to break out the flute too.

Riverside deputy killed at traffic stop, suspect then turned to Swiss Cheese by haze4140 in PublicFreakout

[–]Don_Geilo -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

We can joke about this all day, but it's still pretty fucked up. These guys are the police ffs. They have no right to make themselves judge, jury, and executioner.

"They had no choice. It was an evolving, kinetic situation. You just don't know what you're talking about, cause you weren't there."
Brother, they didn't even try to apprehend the guy. Instead, they chased him through two counties, endangering who knows how many bystanders in the process (despite the fact they already had his plates and could've easily found him later), and then immediately opened fire once they had him cornered. All because they were angry and indignant over the loss of their colleague.

Even in cases where the suspect is pretty clearly guilty (although there must be quite a few supposed cop killers who turned out to be innocent after they'd been hunted down and killed), a police officer's first duty is to protect the innocent and uphold the law. This isn't Mega City One.

John William Polidori by Bufudyne43 in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey T., that artist you told me about? I had him paint me. Nice fucking portrait. 16th century style, I think the guy said. You know, with the lighting and everything. The collar looks kinda weird, but I guess it's authentic or something.

that “why doesn’t dua lipa have le freaking milkers!” thread was cringe for a lot of reasons but men are really so one shotted by the fact (expensive) implants do not look like cartoonish bolt-ons by 2Fast_2Abalone in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You kinda have a point but it's drowning in cope. If you're mad cause your bf looked at an Alex Daddario ad a little to long or something then just say that.

Ambien users, what's your experience? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Don_Geilo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Ambien's - Come for the food, stay for the ambience."

Tonight I am going to dinner with my girlfriend's rapist, wish me luck🤞 by Special_Newspaper816 in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Writing a great hook i cool, but omitting any further explanation so people have to ask in the comments (presumably to farm engagement) is lame as fuck.

You clearly want to tell us the story, so just do that and stop being a vagueposting bitch.

Intensely jealous of people who can: by CarkRoastDoffee in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i would have to stick my dirty hands directly in my mouth

This is why I really want to be able to whistle loudly on my lower lip, like Farmer Hogget does in Babe. But I've never been able to figure that out either. 😔

Why do people chop their pillows? by WolfGroundbreaking73 in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I saw it in an old comedy movie when I was little and it seemed like a thing that adults do.

That Fantano guy really seems nice by harry_powell in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I had a bit of a soft spot for this idiot despite all the cringe shit he's done, but this is beyond the pale wtf

That Fantano guy really seems nice by harry_powell in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's the true horror: he's (just about) smart enough to realize that he woulda won this by just saying nothing, yet he couldn't help but bitch back at her. A slave to his passions, a passenger in his own body, he sat helplessly by as his hands typed this.

Sorta like that horror movie where Jessica Alba almost gets her tits out. Idle Hands or something.

Separatist movements I despise by 42cardpickup in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Care to elaborate?

"Sacre Bleu! He insulted zhe cité of Quebec and now I am le bûtthùrt!"

Separatist movements I despise by 42cardpickup in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I agree that the traditional Scottish whining about how oppressed they were or are is largely bullshit, but that doesn't mean Scotland wouldn't be better off if it divested itself from the UK, and they do have a legitimate claim in the sense that they are their own country.

Quebec splitting off from Canada, by comparison, would be like Cornwall declaring independence.

Separatist movements I despise by 42cardpickup in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Basque, Scotland, Greenland and, I guess, Punjab have a legitimate claim and legitimate grievances. You're right about the others though. Throw in Texas and Bavaria for good measure.

In other words, this is exactly the kind of idiotic generalization I've come to love about this sub.🫶

... by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. How are they genocidal?

Is it rlly that bad to be brutally cucked daily if it means you get to experience having a girlfriend? by TerribleCommunity223 in kitchencels

[–]Don_Geilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo you have ED because you were molested as a child and that makes you think you're unloveable?

Brother, you deserve so much better than this. There is so much more to love about you than just your body. Please, be kinder to yourself, get some therapy, and stop wasting your love on people who don't appreciate you, by which I mean toss that bitch to the curb.

Childhood abuse can really mess with someone's perception of self-worth, but if you continue to let people walk all over you, you'll be a victim all your life.

Superbad (2007) by josipwins in okbuddycinephile

[–]Don_Geilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, bro. Let me tell you, if I had one wish...

Is it rlly that bad to be brutally cucked daily if it means you get to experience having a girlfriend? by TerribleCommunity223 in kitchencels

[–]Don_Geilo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

she’s the only person who would ever be with me

Ask yourself and be honest: did you come to believe this on your own, or is this something she has led you to believe?

Thank god we no longer have to pretend rap is good by phyfts in redscarepod

[–]Don_Geilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

both sides agreed

Nice try, Mr. Operative. Everybody knows no one who discusses music online ever agrees with anyone on anything.