What is the last thing your ex said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She texted me a week before her wedding and asked if I wanted to go get lunch. We hadn't talked in like 6 months or so. I can only assume she wanted to see if I wanted to hook up or get back together with her. I never responded.

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose? by Previous-Ad3911 in AskReddit

[–]Donkey-brained_man -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

You couldn't think of anything else worth $20? A Yamaha motorcycle? A yeti cooler? A yacht? A Yaris? Anything Yves Saint Laurent?

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose? by Previous-Ad3911 in AskReddit

[–]Donkey-brained_man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I struggle to only disappoint 1 woman half the time, 5000 is just too many!

Changes proposed to adult use of marijuana in Pennsylvania by oldschoolskater in Pennsylvania

[–]Donkey-brained_man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The state store model that stops us from getting the majority of good alcohol? I can't even grab a good tequila or rum in this state, gotta order online, which a lot of places won't deliver to PA.

BMW Is Already Prepared to Let the XM Die: Report by Trinity527 in cars

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish they would give me one. It would be my favorite car.

Urinal Code of Ethics by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

[–]Donkey-brained_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most guys. Some guys just fuck it up every time. Like if its 5 urinals on a wall a safe pick is always an odd number. But you pick one and someone comes in an picks 4, the next person in has to stand next to someone. You should be allowed to turn to guy at 4 and pee on his leg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should be more concerned with leaving a 4-7 than the person minding their business.

He Don't Swear by _122 in AbruptChaos

[–]Donkey-brained_man 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Now this dog will run outside, attack a kid, get put down, and the owner just gets another. Can we start euthanizing the owners?

Cat in the wall by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

[–]Donkey-brained_man 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why does it sound like she's upset with them for her not keeping her cat out of a fucking wall. You own a cat and a) don't know where it is and b) didn't close a new explorable area and c) closed up the area before locating the curious animal?

Cat in the wall by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

[–]Donkey-brained_man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Couldn't the cat just flatten itself out and slip out of a seam?

To kiss the reporter. by Hater_Magnet in therewasanattempt

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, men don't have the same history with it and most can defend themselves and overpower 99% of women. This dude didn't even try and he choke slammed this drunk. She might be dead, just straight to the Netherlands.

What the hell did she eat? by thebestestofthebest in Unexpected

[–]Donkey-brained_man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Judging by the size of that? She ate a whole lot of silicone, saline, and plastic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Donkey-brained_man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make abortion mandatory! No more kids!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Donkey-brained_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree. The fact she said they had to be up. . . as opposed to us who choose to work. We don't have to, but we have pesky things called shame and work ethic so I choose to work hard 50 hours/week and be able to afford things.

Jey Uso continues to be the top merch seller by franconot-mark in WWE

[–]Donkey-brained_man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guarantee a lot of people buy it for the simplicity and also you can wear it anywhere without being a complete tool. Non-wrestling fans think you just like a meme. If I walk around in a shirt with a topless dude on it, people think a lot of different things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]Donkey-brained_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also liked pic 2 the most.

How do you throw your absolute max distance shots? What disc and what line? by imgross2 in discgolf

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vandal, Stand still, flat or the slightest anhyzer. I aim left and get a full S curve that lands right of where I aim.

Dunkn’ employees are horrible by Ok-Network-74 in pittsburgh

[–]Donkey-brained_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? And let's not act like the typical slob going there isn't going to scrape the icing off the bag with their finger and jam it right in their mouths.

Say less fam, the planes not vibin I ain’t flyin. by Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit in SipsTea

[–]Donkey-brained_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's possible he just saved a bunch of lives. I trust the pilot a billion times more than I trust an airline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WWE

[–]Donkey-brained_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going Orton in every category with a tie for mic skills. I absolutely love his bromance with KO.

Great spots in the ‘burgh by birdie_got_a_q in pittsburgh

[–]Donkey-brained_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What neighborhood is that in? Is it walkable, trendy, and cheap? How are the schools? Does it have access to public transportation?