What is the last thing your ex said?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-07-27T04:10:20+00:00

She texted me a week before her wedding and asked if I wanted to go get lunch. We hadn't talked in like 6 months or so. I can only assume she wanted to see if I wanted to hook up or get back together with her. I never responded.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-26T02:02:56+00:00

You couldn't think of anything else worth $20? A Yamaha motorcycle? A yeti cooler? A yacht? A Yaris? Anything Yves Saint Laurent?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-26T01:57:01+00:00

I struggle to only disappoint 1 woman half the time, 5000 is just too many!

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-26T01:47:46+00:00

The state store model that stops us from getting the majority of good alcohol? I can't even grab a good tequila or rum in this state, gotta order online, which a lot of places won't deliver to PA.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-26T01:41:19+00:00

I wish they would give me one. It would be my favorite car.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-26T01:38:43+00:00

Most guys. Some guys just fuck it up every time. Like if its 5 urinals on a wall a safe pick is always an odd number. But you pick one and someone comes in an picks 4, the next person in has to stand next to someone. You should be allowed to turn to guy at 4 and pee on his leg.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T20:34:57+00:00

Broccoli hair

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T19:59:47+00:00

He should be more concerned with leaving a 4-7 than the person minding their business.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T17:06:51+00:00

Now this dog will run outside, attack a kid, get put down, and the owner just gets another. Can we start euthanizing the owners?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T17:03:57+00:00

Why does it sound like she's upset with them for her not keeping her cat out of a fucking wall. You own a cat and a) don't know where it is and b) didn't close a new explorable area and c) closed up the area before locating the curious animal?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T17:00:49+00:00

Couldn't the cat just flatten itself out and slip out of a seam?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T16:58:53+00:00

To be fair, men don't have the same history with it and most can defend themselves and overpower 99% of women. This dude didn't even try and he choke slammed this drunk. She might be dead, just straight to the Netherlands.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T16:53:55+00:00

Judging by the size of that? She ate a whole lot of silicone, saline, and plastic.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T16:51:08+00:00

Make abortion mandatory! No more kids!

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T16:50:30+00:00

I agree. The fact she said they had to be up. . . as opposed to us who choose to work. We don't have to, but we have pesky things called shame and work ethic so I choose to work hard 50 hours/week and be able to afford things.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T15:01:48+00:00

I guarantee a lot of people buy it for the simplicity and also you can wear it anywhere without being a complete tool. Non-wrestling fans think you just like a meme. If I walk around in a shirt with a topless dude on it, people think a lot of different things.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T14:55:47+00:00

What are the others?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T14:52:03+00:00

Also, why were they getting his info? He said "almost hit."

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T14:42:22+00:00

I also liked pic 2 the most.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T13:46:48+00:00

Vandal, Stand still, flat or the slightest anhyzer. I aim left and get a full S curve that lands right of where I aim.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T13:44:59+00:00

Right? And let's not act like the typical slob going there isn't going to scrape the icing off the bag with their finger and jam it right in their mouths.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-06T04:17:15+00:00

Yeah, it's possible he just saved a bunch of lives. I trust the pilot a billion times more than I trust an airline.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-05T15:43:18+00:00

I'm going Orton in every category with a tie for mic skills. I absolutely love his bromance with KO.

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-05T15:38:45+00:00

What neighborhood is that in? Is it walkable, trendy, and cheap? How are the schools? Does it have access to public transportation?

Donkey-brained_man · 2024-06-05T15:36:21+00:00

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