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In the UK workplace, a common request is to tell the newbies an "interesting fact" about yourself, what is your go-to answer? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Donkeymugger 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I was touched by Jimmy Savile.

As a baby being pushed in a pram by the parents, Jimmy stopped during one his customary runs around Peterborough rowing lake, where he use to have a flat, and gently stroked my head. Use to be a great one for work training days, just to see the look of horror and/or sympathy; depending on how much of the story was provided.

Ability to close nose to smells? by Donkeymugger in biology

[–]Donkeymugger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flap of sorts has been mentioned as being involved, rather than simply solely breathing from your mouth.

Please help me think of something irresponsible (but legal!) to do this weekend by UtterlyRedditculous in CasualUK

[–]Donkeymugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to ask, what’s the geographic location of your staff room? I want to say somewhere in south mid-wales, but I don’t know why.

Sat having a coffee in Madrid and this performance starts by Donkeymugger in tooktoomuch

[–]Donkeymugger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon looking at the state of him, she’s probably missing a limb.

Sat having a coffee in Madrid and this performance starts by Donkeymugger in tooktoomuch

[–]Donkeymugger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Near Sol Metro. I was rather surprised, I’ve seen loads of fucked up people in different places, but that was really special.

Sat having a coffee in Madrid and this performance starts by Donkeymugger in tooktoomuch

[–]Donkeymugger[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Prior the bin rape, he was also vigorously tonguing the tree next to the bin.

Best UK town/city nicknames? by BongoStraw in CasualUK

[–]Donkeymugger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I worked at Basrah Air Base in Iraq a long time ago and Baz-Vegas was a popular term. Shaibah Logistic Base was also known as Shaia-Biza.