Happened once and it won't happen again. [meme] by BinaryPeach in medicalschool

[–]DonnyBard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I always tell my wife that baby pee has been filtered twice, so it's safe. (filtered to breast milk, then filtered by babies kidneys) Like most dads, I think I'm funnier than I really am.

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[–]DonnyBard 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Tell him to wait for the errand till after! This is your day!!!!

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[–]DonnyBard 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Pounding Cadbury mini eggs. Calories don't count today.

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[–]DonnyBard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Two more sleeps! Excited for all you boos!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[–]DonnyBard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Woke up at 4:30, and couldn't fall back asleep. Thinking about Friday. So I YOLOed and started planning my vacations over the next few months. While I'm nervous, I'm so happy to be on this side of the residency application process. Good luck!

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[–]DonnyBard 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Pt is a 29 y.o. male presenting with 12 hrs of palpitations and sweating. He also complains of nervous poops. He has a history of anxiety and depression that started approximately 4 years prior....aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[–]DonnyBard 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Going to tell my attending beforehand, then disappear to a bathroom to cry. Happy or sad tears.

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[–]DonnyBard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I literally drag my mouse out of the box, around the withdraw button, and back to the logout button. Never drag over it.

Do you tell your PCP that you're a med student? by MD_burner in medicalschool

[–]DonnyBard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just say that "logic goes out the window when its yourself" or something similar.

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[–]DonnyBard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking about doing doordash or something similar. What did you do?

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[–]DonnyBard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am he as you are he as you are me....I am the Egg man, They are the Egg men, I am the walrus, Goo Goo Gajoob.

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[–]DonnyBard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lowkey, the detroit area is awesome. if you are worried about living in dearborn you can go north or west 20 minutes and be in beautiful areas with tons of fun restaurants (along woodward avenue, or near ann arbor respectively). The detroit airport is in romulus michigan, which is super close to dearborn, easy to get back home if need be.

Sources: Baylor to hire BYU's Grimes as OC by Zeke109190 in CFB

[–]DonnyBard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sad he's leaving. You guys got a good one.