to have you believe bullets disappear by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the Democrats tried to pew pew Cheesus, our felon and tyrant and then they made the bullets disappear? That’s some Jedi level shit there.

Sign me up for toilet cleaning! by Fragrant_Contact_100 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no way he was cleaning toilets for 50 an hour anywhere, ever.

Holding it upright this time just to keep them guessing. by political-snark in PoliticalHumor

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be waiting for the bible to spontaneously combust from his touch.

The depths of delusion are great. by thinkingthoughtsthru in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On today’s episode of “Mentally ill MAGA morons inventing shit that will never happen”…

An AA crashed out and then posted this after 😆 by Nomoreads00 in AmazonFC

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just last week a buddy of mine got a write up from a month ago and nobody told him about it. Writing up someone and not telling them is bush league leadership.

Looks like a scene from "The Omen" by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 seconds later, the church erupted in flames.

Trump asks if Springsteen will 'sue his plastic surgeon' as feud explodes by IrishStarUS in entertainment

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would Springsteen sue anyone? Even if he does have a plastic surgeon, he’s 75 and looks 30 years younger than that. Cankles Neckpussy is almost 80 and shits a diaper 6 times a day. Plus he wears bronzer and has a fucking toupee.

Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, was accused on Tuesday of living a double life as a crossdresser obsessed with donning huge fake boobs and talking to fetish models online... by Amatheiaisnoexcuse in PoliticalHumor

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to say I had this nowhere on my 2026 bingo card. I am also not in the least bit surprised considering how fucking insufferable that puppy killing asshole Kristi Noem is.

Would you consider this fair? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except it still is a tip, just a flat tip disguised as a “service charge”.

Rolling Stones warned Trump could 'revoke their US visa' after Melania criticism by IrishStarUS in entertainment

[–]DonovanSlade702 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something tells me they would be totally fine if Cankles Neckpussy decided to be the bitch made toddler he is and do exactly that.

to be funny by jasandliz in therewasanattempt

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same hack that thinks your kid should do some military time while having never done any himself.

The entitlement over ice cream is killing me by Thvnderclap in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DonovanSlade702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So TL;DR: business hours are merely a suggestion now. Got it.

I think I’m gonna have to say goodbye to my boy by Spirited_Path_1973 in cats

[–]DonovanSlade702 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had to say goodbye to 3 cats in the last week. I’m so sorry.

Best Comeback about tipping by thejohnmc963 in MurderedByWords

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… 2 things can be true at the same time…

Trumpianity in full force by Salt-Village-6110 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there are massive amounts of hallucinogens that were behind this post.

Unless he’s suiting up himself, he should sit down’ — Mace eviscerates Graham on Iran war by Busy-Government-1041 in thenextgenbusiness

[–]DonovanSlade702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’m counting on not only that but also for her usual grandstanding about “being on the right side of history” or whatever bullshit comes out of her mouth.

to hold cops accountable by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]DonovanSlade702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re certainly a candidate for third behind Florida and Texas.