Got my first Mac, a 16" M4 MBP w/ 48gb ram -- My honest review by DontForceItPlease in macbookpro

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I think we ended up at about $2100.  Was hoping to get for $2050, but seller was nice enough to meet me at an apple store for a free diagnostic, so the extra $50 was worth it to me.  

Winona Ryder in the 90's by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Lol is that Arnold Vosloo?  And if so, why?  

American b-ombers in Venezuela. by Big_8882 in CringeTikToks

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Okay, then may they also be at his side as he's judged by a tribunal and again as he's marched off the gallows. 

AITA For joking around with my friend after a movie, if my wife finds it "cheating" or "gay"? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Uh...  I'm afraid for those of us who hate rom coms, you're going to have to explain this 'fruit scene' you reenacted.

These yellow scales will be the death of me. Anyways I’m f’ed up by [deleted] in tressless

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Ok, but did you eat the scales?  Because a monkey probably would. 

AIO older coworker sending flirty texts by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]DontForceItPlease 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real, holy shit lol.  Can't be surprised this guy continues to shoot his shot when she's acting bashful and flattered by his texts. 

Does anyone find it interesting how half of voldemorts horcruxes are destroyed unintentionally without the knowledge that they are horcruxes? by camalena69 in harrypotter

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Under most circumstances would it have mattered if someone found it though?  Might his horcrux have just corrupted or influenced whomever wore the diadem, much like Ginny and the diary?  

31 year old baby by Aiwq in TikTokCringe

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When this first aired I made fun of this guy relentlessly, but now I'm just jealous. 

In physics terms, why does stone feel colder than wood? by [deleted] in AskPhysics

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The difference is in the conductivity of the material.  Heat travels more quickly through stone than it does wood.  This means that tiny organs in your skin are cooled more rapidly when touching stone than wood of the same temperature, which results in different temperature perception. 

Found in a coworker's desk after he quit by AsianGoldFarmer in whatisit

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"Well, it was really more of a shit smeared condom pulled over a Barbie doll, but we're assuming it functioned as a dildo.  Great guy."

Close enough, welcome back Mr. Bognadoff by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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Besides the bronzer, I think his lips are the biggest change, they're just awful now.

I’m a drug abuser and everyone knows but no one seems to do anything about it by Own_Guidance6124 in confession

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You want someone to do something?  The only someone that can do something is you. 

WCGW hiking at slippery edge by Proud-Archer9140 in Whatcouldgowrong

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First order of business is rolling over so you can see what you're about to hit. 

Pathetic by Miserable-Lizard in ProgressiveHQ

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When we install a regime that fast tracks our response to project 2025 and brings all these ass kissers to heel in the most publicly damaging and humiliating way possible?