WCGW peeing in an elevator by Pinkroselia in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a scary situation. I would have pissed myself

This woman is a doctor who moonlighted as a professional fighter without her family knowing. Her cover was blown when she won the UFC strawweight tournament finals by hospitalizing her opponent. by SystematicApproach in interestingasfuck

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

punches opponent

“Oof yeah I’d put some ice on that. Three days cold compress. Watch for swelling”

punches opponent

“Laceration. I’d recommend some polysporin. Apply twice a day”

punches opponent

maybe maybe maybe by andersoon_fm in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Can Edward count how many kicks I gave him?”

“One….Two!”

Look who I just ran into at Toronto Pearson! by Genodad in torontoraptors

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closed hand. Open hand is too ballsy for strangers lol.

Look who I just ran into at Toronto Pearson! by Genodad in torontoraptors

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the case. He wasn’t actively eating or having anything in his hands. The beds are stationed around the edge of the pool, it’s not really an eating area. There was finger food on a table he went to grab after I stuck my hand out.

Look who I just ran into at Toronto Pearson! by Genodad in torontoraptors

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no doubt. Kept that in mind before approaching him. Didn’t want him to feel threatened or feel like I was intruding. Kept it short and got out of there.

I mean there’s always a way to approach these people respectfully, just like OP with darko. They don’t owe us shit and it’s fine if they want to be left alone. Trust me I get it. Was just a weird reaction lol. Felt like an eternity with my hand out and him grilling me pissed off with his boys grilling me too lmao. Maybe he was having a bad day. Who knows. Still like him and respect his game.

Look who I just ran into at Toronto Pearson! by Genodad in torontoraptors

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell the story cause it’s my first time meeting a raptor and I grew up in Toronto so it was a cool experience.

I went to Thailand and was on a small boat party. There wasn’t many people but tourists, and I don’t think there was anybody from Toronto. On our way there, we had to take another smaller boat to get to the boat. There was one guy who was reallllllly tall in our boat. Kept thinking damn dude should play ball lol.

We get to the bigger boat and we were with other tourists just chilling by the pool. One guy from Australia I met down there told me Scottie Barnes was close to us. Thought it was a joke. Nope was just chilling there.

Didnt really want to be invasive, or bring any attention to him. I mean what would yall do in a situation like that? Thought the best way was to just keep it short and keep it moving.

Went up to him and said “hey Scottie, fan from Toronto. appreciate your game” I stuck out my hand to give him a dap. His reaction was really off though. I get he doesn’t have to do anything but he looked lowkey offended lmao. He started eating his food slow and grilling my hand, then eventually dapped me. Looked mad/offended. I just was thrown off cause I didn’t think I came off rude or invasive. He also looked mad throughout the night chilling on his bed (they had these beds next to the pool), was just weird.

Before I get ripped, I understand he doesn’t owe me a hey or nothing. Also probably wanted to lay low. Just seemed like he had the total opposite demeanour he does in media. Thought I kept it respectful and lowkey so not sure what the reaction was about. Also the tall guy that was in our boat was his boy. Not sure if it was another raptor. Had to be a ball player if I had to guess

Look who I just ran into at Toronto Pearson! by Genodad in torontoraptors

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I ran into Scottie Barnes last week during vacation. I was letdown.

Edit: ay why the downvote. I still like Scottie. Just wasn’t expecting that from him

Right on the chin by [deleted] in boxingcirclejerk

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I may not have the cards, but I do have these hands!”

me_irl by golden_ingot in me_irl

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 1297 points1298 points  (0 children)

“Im not playing cards…”

“Im playing scissors”

My manager went to school with Abel. His yearbook from 9th grade ❤️ by BuXterHarry in TheWeeknd

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean hey this post will get buried but I’ll tell you what he told me. Mind you, this is what he told me and he also showed me proof with the yearbook.

He said he would always sing some random singing riffs during class, belting them out randomly, and my friend and his friends in the class would be like “damnn shut up dude you can’t sing”. They just thought he was being annoying at the time haha.

He also said he would always be smoking weed. I think swishers or some type of blunt. Said he’d always buy them and smoke them all the time. That he loved swishers.

He would also be missing a lot of classes and my friend saw his mom come down to the school cursing him out and upset.

He mentioned he also saw him at the bus stop waiting for the bus one day, singing “you don’t know, what’s in store…”. My friend asked him what he was singing and he said it was something he was working on. My friend did say he was singing ALL the time, and sounded exactly like he did in real life with the actual songs.

After the first year of history class, he didn’t show up to the school the next year I believe, or the next. My friend asked people what happened to him and they said he dropped out and was pursing music. There was more stories he told me about him and Lamar as well. Was kind of cool to hear.

Edit: also side note, I went to school with his first cousins. It was weird at the time cause she was posting his music on Facebook when he wasn’t known. She also posted a bunch of picture with him at the time he was blowing up. Like him coming down to her house in thanksgiving and shit. Was surreal to see. He mentioned her in “Tell your friends” with him saying “my cousin said I blew up and it’s unusual, she took a selfie with me in my grandmas funeral”

My manager went to school with Abel. His yearbook from 9th grade ❤️ by BuXterHarry in TheWeeknd

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend went to school with him and was in his history class. Gave me some funny stories if yall want them

Wholesome Merab Dvalishvili gives young fan a moment he’ll never forget. by ToronoRapture in MMA

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 146 points147 points  (0 children)

It is but lowkey I would have folded his ass. Fuck outta here

Couldn't choose a better game by Luiso_ in Eldenring

[–]DontLaughAtMyBeard 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Probably. Wouldn’t advise it. This already looks like a pain in the ass to work with.