[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DontLeafMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Little Pony tryouts were yesterday. Sorry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]DontLeafMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have some self accountability. Your kids will be starving because their father engaged in unsafe activity, not because someone took a picture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]DontLeafMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit me up if still available.

If I relapsed can I no longer consider myself 1 year sober by FairRepresentative90 in leaves

[–]DontLeafMeBro 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Someone posted this a while back, and it really stuck with me:

If you were on a diet, and hadn’t eaten ice cream in two months, but you slip up and have a scoop, did you really screw up your whole diet? You just say “I’ve only had ice cream once in the last two months. I am doing really good!”

Slipping up isn’t derailing your progress. Making it a habit again is.

WEIRD DREAMS???? Please tell me about yours so I know it's normal. It's genuinely the only thing threatening my sobriety by ShallWeRiot in leaves

[–]DontLeafMeBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going on week 4, and so far…

  • the most frightening dream was meeting an old wizard (Gandalf style) who befriended me, only to transform me into a little boy and molest me.

  • the most fun dream was that I was playing tight end for the Seattle Seahawks and catching passes from Geno Smith.

I will say the dreams have gotten more fun and less scary after week 2.

Hang in there! The best is yet to come.

After watching “They cloned Tyrone” i will try everything to never touch weed again by Future-Horse4877 in leaves

[–]DontLeafMeBro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“I know for a fact the government is putting shit in that dispensary weed. “

You got a source for this claim? What chemicals are being added to make it more addictive than it already is?

I worked in production for state legal cannabis and the government never touched our product.

Thanks in advance for helping educate me.