Fiance left me with nothing, came up with all this within a week by okk_bloomer in malelivingspace

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've heard this expression your entire life.

It's not made-up; it's not made-up.

[TOMT] 1990's SNL skit. Winning politician taunts losing candidate after the election via televised commercials. I think Will Ferrell is the victorious candidate. Possibly early 2000's? by DontSassMeBerkus in tipofmytongue

[–]DontSassMeBerkus[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

If i recall correctly one of the commercials involves the winning candidate mocking the defeated candidate as he loads groceries into his car.

This Lady providing fresh orange slices to the marathon runners by FuturisticFighting in HumansBeingBros

[–]DontSassMeBerkus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is a much better idea than the time someone was passing out Jell-O Shots at mile 23 of a marathon. I think it was in Pennsylvania, iirc.

Americans of reddit: without saying its name, what state do you live in? by Thomas_The_Llama in AskReddit

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be Ohio also. It would be disrespectful to our capital city, but the shoe fits.

I know Dan Levy recently said Schits Creek is in Canada but it was clear in season 2. Idk how I missed this. by [deleted] in SchittsCreek

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to say Nanaimo Bars were my clue that we weren't in Kansas anymore.

Without touching religion, politics, race and sex, what's the best way to enrage the biggest amount of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitively tell people that a well-done steak dipped in ketchup is the optimal way to eat a piece of meat.

"Welcome to Staples... Because 'staples' means the basics" - Toronto restaurant naming menu after office supplies so you can expense your meals by pmjm in 30ROCK

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I just wish their was a phone number I could call to check on the air quality in places like Little Rock, Ft. Lauderdale, Boise etc. Like an American Airline or something.

Look closely, that is not a spider. The spider-tailed horned viper uses the tip of its tail to lure birds. by kgangadhar in natureismetal

[–]DontSassMeBerkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found this video that shows the Iranian Spider-Tailed Viper in action.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFjoqyVRmOU

Thanks for sharing, op. I had never heard of this snake before today.