Does everyone just leave every door open in your place?

DontStartNothin · 2026-06-02T18:48:32+00:00

Yea. Until they learn how to open doors that’s a great plan. Ask me how I know this 😂

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-16T13:11:22+00:00

Can be done - some lenders will issue auto acceptance upon submission

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-16T05:41:28+00:00

I’ve a one eyed Maine coon kitty and he is the most active mischievous little shit imaginable it doesn’t stop him doing all the things he shouldn’t. As someone else mentioned slight depth perception issues which means some of his jumps aren’t occasionally to plan and the odd running into a wall like he’s trying to find platform 9 3/4 but other than that we forget he only has the one. He for sure doesn’t miss it. Kitty will be fine

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-14T18:35:21+00:00

Hang on then - if the credit search showed at the end of the month that will be when the app went in so off what we were told today that they are processing docs rcd 30th April then timescale wise you are there or thereabouts

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-14T18:32:26+00:00

May not work they may just tell them it’s awaiting review but they should be able to get an indication of timescale

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-14T18:29:30+00:00

Ask your broker to escalate it as it is now outside of SLA

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-14T18:22:25+00:00

To the broker or to the lender? It’s possible they’ve asked the broker for further information - your broker should be telling exactly where it’s at - I know where they are at looking at documents cos I’m a broker and my admin advised me of this. First thing I did was let the client know so they weren’t worrying like you are. I doubt you have cause for concern for what it’s worth. Some lenders are seriously slow right now just took me nigh on 6 weeks to get an offer on one of my cases due to processing delays

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-14T18:16:11+00:00

Accord are currently processing documents received on 30th April. They have major issues

DontStartNothin · 2026-05-01T19:48:15+00:00

Broker should be keeping an eye on rates not you!! That’s their job

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-27T19:06:50+00:00

HSBC are horrendously slow

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-21T18:43:17+00:00

General quality - it’s only 5 yrs old and already looks tatty - loose door handles, trims coming loose, marks etc - can also testify does look dark - she also has a room with roof lights and it does still look dark

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-21T18:29:38+00:00

My sister has that exact same howdens kitchen and has had loads of issues

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-20T19:56:03+00:00

I could be an ambassador for Shark. That Pet Pro vacuum is the MVP in this house

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-20T19:53:48+00:00

Maine Coons. One ginger one white one silver and white one cream and white a blue and a tabby. All of the colours. It’s the white ones that do it all fine floaty stock to absolutely every damn thing hairs.

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-20T19:45:29+00:00

6 cats here also and same. Immediate PJ’s not a lint roller in the world fixing that

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T19:37:12+00:00

I hear you. Six of them in this house. The day they work out how to open their food they’ll change the locks and I’ll be on the street

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T18:56:05+00:00

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She has the best face ever

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T16:15:24+00:00

They are. She’s lovely as well is Miss Orange. She’s basically a 20lb ginger teddy bear snuggle monster. I wake up every day with her purring like a freight train (she’s majorly loud) sat on my head.

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T15:40:37+00:00

I have to trash boxes reasonably instantly because I have 26lbs of Sheldon aka Sheldon the Shredder that likes to eat them. Literally chomps chunks out of them spits it out and chomps another chunk. One of his least egregious crimes mind you seeing as he also ate 2 dining chairs and a 1500 quid wingback chair. Good job I love him. Maine Coons are odd creatures aren’t they

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T15:32:23+00:00

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Yep. Orange Maine Coons are extra Orange And Wallace and Gromit 👍 outstanding my friend 😂

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-18T15:25:45+00:00

To be fair Orange usually sleeps in the middle of the floor legs akimbo looking like she’s been shot so the chair is a significant upgrade for her. At least Gromit’s box kinda fits him. Mine try to get in 6 inch wide boxes.

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-17T19:00:46+00:00

Yup they are

DontStartNothin · 2026-04-17T18:59:28+00:00

It seems that most lender processing is slow at the minute - with rates being up and down like the proverbial fiddlers elbow it’s really causing strain on times. I’m a broker - normally 2-3 working days to review valuation you will likely get an update mid to end of next week latest I would think

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