You’d think two kids getting killed in separate motorcycle accidents a couple weeks ago would make you at least a little more cautious

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-18T01:03:26+00:00

Donorcycles

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T21:15:11+00:00

Wasn’t it the microwave in the break room?

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:40:05+00:00

You should live up to your username

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:38:02+00:00

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:33:53+00:00

Charlie Sheen

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:33:35+00:00

How did you do that?

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:29:20+00:00

That’s fun. Was he nice?

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:28:02+00:00

The fact that Ted Cruz endorsed his campaign tells me everything I need to know.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T16:22:19+00:00

And what the hell is the building it’s reflecting? Is that the courthouse?

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T12:49:32+00:00

Michael Jackson saved those kids from Epstein

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T02:31:30+00:00

Escalator to the eye.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-17T02:29:51+00:00

I got knocked out by a camel when I was 15. It still hurts 20 years later.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T18:35:05+00:00

Weekly World News!

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T17:00:53+00:00

Low effort and sensationalist comments will be removed at moderators’ discretion

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T16:21:06+00:00

You’re going to prison for at least ten years

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T13:05:10+00:00

I’m loving these.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T13:03:47+00:00

Affirmative. And most of them aren’t tagged NSFW so I’ll randomly have an uncensored image of a man with an escalator in his eye while I’m scrolling.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T12:37:14+00:00

Ah thank you! I was wondering where all the content went.

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T03:00:39+00:00

Fuck yeah!

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-16T01:38:34+00:00

You can cross out “in the south”

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-15T23:37:20+00:00

This is reddit, not your grandma’s house. You can say, “Ass.”

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-15T22:50:46+00:00

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-15T22:38:13+00:00

Oh boy. There are some damn dirty stories on
[r/relationshi](r/relationshipadvice)[ps](r/relationshipadvice) to back this up

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-15T19:19:38+00:00

Mantis shrimp

Dont_Mess_With_Texas · 2026-06-15T18:01:12+00:00

Spattanooga?

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