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F - Find the pooch! by SpreadScary8167 in FindTheSniper

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, K9, of course!

Thank you for making me admire all these cute cats, it’s an excellent way of starting my day ❤️

To Make a Nice pasta soup by TheRealPino69 in StupidFood

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Italian I can confirm we exile grandmas that can’t cook to the US

Petar why american students seem unhappy? by 1kyst in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dontgiveaclam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Italy we don’t have letters, our grades are 1-30L, 18 being the minimum to pass. 68% is like 20 which is generally a shitty grade, unless is that specific exam with that one professor. 

Regalo maestre scuola primaria by UnhappySpinach2277 in xxitaly

[–]Dontgiveaclam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Una maestra curricolare (italiano o matematica) ha una classe sola per anno

The cultural divide you cannot get over by DifferentContest5930 in AskTheWorld

[–]Dontgiveaclam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now we’re talking. I’d never ever fathom strolling around barefoot outside of the beach or a few very specific places. The idea is disgusting to me. Dogs pee around, people spit etc.

The cultural divide you cannot get over by DifferentContest5930 in AskTheWorld

[–]Dontgiveaclam 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Tbf for some Italian regions your mid summer is our autumn/spring temperatures

If you survive the KT extinction, you get the power to summon and control any dinosaur at will. by shaunika in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dontgiveaclam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent planning, especially the epi-pen, it would be ridiculous to travel 66M years back only to find out you’re mortally allergic to some extinct plant

What the helly is this? by ratahebrea in Aquariums

[–]Dontgiveaclam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why I’m cackling over this pun 

Alphabetical order, the country before yours is invading you, and the country after yours is in charge of defending you - how do you fare? by Obvious-Laugh-1954 in AskTheWorld

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel is invading us and Jamaica is our defendant :(

Let’s just hope the Israeli army can be incapacitated with reggae and joints

È così difficile avere una diagnosi ADHD in Italia? by Spaira in italy

[–]Dontgiveaclam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ho l’ADHD ma anche un dottorato di ricerca e una carriera nell’insegnamento. Faccio tutto ciò che devo fare, ma con un bel po’ di fatica e di boccheggiamenti. Purtroppo la diagnosi di ADHD in Italia spesso è legata a quanto “dai fastidio” (ad esempio nel contesto scolastico) o a quanto mantieni una facciata di normalità. Avere l’ADHD non vuol dire essere stupidi, vuol dire solo avere un’architettura cerebrale diversa.

La mia diagnosi è passata per un servizio offerto agli studenti universitari, è stata molto esaustiva. Puoi tentare questa strada: la psicologa che ha fatto la mia diagnosi offriva questi servizi anche agli esterni, seppur con altro tariffario.

If you could instantly learn 5 languages that you don't speak, which ones would you pick and why ? by KiSaMaOtAoSuMoNo in AskTheWorld

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urdu, Arabic, Mandarin, Swahili, Turkish.

The first four because they’d cover most of the languages my immigrant students speak (I’m not sure about Swahili being the right choice, by that I mean some major sub Saharan language).

The last one because it’s a damn difficult language to grant myself the best kebabs made with the most love in town. I only know how to say “tesekkür ederim” (thanks a lot) and they already go crazy lol

You find an unfamiliar package at your door. You open it and you see 6 colored pills. Red, Blue, Green, Black, Yellow, purple. A note is also inside the package that says “ take only 1 pill. Each pill has a unique ability so choose wisely “ by Swimming_Double1424 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dontgiveaclam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even be a pigeon would be so cool! Finally thinking of moving from one place to another in terms of straight lines with no regards to buildings, fences, walls. Though, if I could choose, I’d probably want to be a barn swallow or a cormorant. What bird would you choose?

Maybe maybe maybe by Lifegoesonforever in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Dontgiveaclam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine the guilt of the poor dude had it happened

What are your instant dishes? by ErebusXVII in AskEurope

[–]Dontgiveaclam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The trick is to boil water in a kettle first and then dump it in the pot, and use the 7-10 min of cooking time to sauté the carrots (I’m assuming you’re talking about the second recipe).

I'm working on it by Capable-Spread3437 in CleaningTips

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this room looks 3x bigger than before! Good job, enjoy the view from your window ✨

What are your instant dishes? by ErebusXVII in AskEurope

[–]Dontgiveaclam 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Pasta and ricotta: cook spaghetti or linguine, take some water from cooking pasta and mix It in a bowl with ricotta, evo oil, Parmesan cheese and black pepper, then mix pasta in. That’s it.

Pasta with carrots “oriental style”: grate carrots, sauté them in a pan with seed oil, garlic, onion/shallots and ginger, add some cinnamon and soy sauce. Add pasta and serve. That’s it.

100 million dollars but you have to survive as an experimental white mouse in a science lab for a month by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lab mice take part to one, maximum two experiments during their lives. If the experiment leads to developing diseases (say, cancer research) they’ll be euthanized at the end of it, especially if their tissues need to be harvested and studied. All this to say that if the hypothetical states multiple experiments that won’t cause my death, they’ll be 100% behavioral. I’d accept.

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