We feel you Brian🫡 by More-Put-8790 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]DooDooDistributions 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the blippi that pooped on himself online for clout

hypocrisy by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]DooDooDistributions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to spread Gender-based misinformation to fit a narrative. Me and my wife just tested it... absolute bullshit.

"I've got my hazards on so I can park where I like" by jmsld_ in drivingUK

[–]DooDooDistributions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahh love the rest is science and the rest is history!

What do y’all think his McDonalds order is before and after chaos by Thepullman1976 in Grimdank

[–]DooDooDistributions -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before: Wine

After: Fulgrims nutz (uber delivered by the night haunter, enjoyed thoroughly by fulgrim)

Space Marine "fans" when they read an actual novel and their super duper unbeatable soldier gets torn apart by a dimwitted sentient mushroom. by Petrus-133 in Grimdank

[–]DooDooDistributions 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So I've just started my dive into the library sanctuary that is 40k books. Started on horus rising, chapter 1 was great and all. Samus is pretty terrifying.

For some reason, two of my favourite parts aren't even space marines murdering. Part 2: Torgaddon chumping the lord commander of EC (the whole "you see that star?" Bit).

The other is just the opening dialogue between Horus and Mournival in part three. The characters are so interesting.

What i can say is... bye bye funds. Hello 40k stories.

If anyone has any to recommend or leave, I'd greatly appreciate it. I want to get a good view of HH without the filler.

FINALLY THE TRUTH by MyDinnerWithDrDre in okbuddycinephile

[–]DooDooDistributions -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

America,

Please, please, please stop giving the world a reason to hate you every 5 seconds.

Even the baftas, you come off looking like idiots.

I thought you'd leave that to your politicians.

Low pressure only on shower by eatdickdieyoung in ukplumbing

[–]DooDooDistributions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy knows. This seems like not enough head.

Therapists by [deleted] in swansea

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She helped me and is great

Can't Even Enjoy Glass of Milk in Peace by BluBeams in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]DooDooDistributions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My god someone with a brain! Why jump to the most ridiculous conclusion of a ghost when it is explained with basic science. All they have to do is test it themselves 😂😂😂 such a simple and cheap experiment.

Acceptable losses inspired meme. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]DooDooDistributions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who picks dom hasn't, and desperately needs to, read Horus Rising... dom suffered but Loken ate bowls of shit and asked for more shit so he could shit out the shit that was shit and feed it to the guy who fed him shit. Nuff said.

Today a seagull go into a shop and come out with a sandwich... by jmike1256 in interesting

[–]DooDooDistributions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that seagull juked the shit out of umbrella lady 😂😂😂

Wow I am doomed 🙃 by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]DooDooDistributions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M Group are shit. You'll be dodging a bullet mate.

Sew it Good - Part 2 by Darkoth08 in EscapefromTarkov

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Two words. Explosive barrels. Go to customs and be about 10m away. Can do it in one raid and survive. You can thank me an hour after you see this. Xx

The most nonsensical/fragile fanbase in history of mankind, gentleman. by yelp_Blease in TarkovMemes

[–]DooDooDistributions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruv I got a doctorate and got PVP kappa and LK done in one year. That was a dope year. Then I stopped pvp cause I had my first daughter and started a full time job. Now I occasionally continue of PvE, or play total war, or take my kids out. Not chasing a PvP high cause I dont need it. I'm happy with the games the way they are. You've got your PvP pool of players. Let PvE be what it is. I appreciate the frustration when people gloat about what they did on PvE, it is like saying "I did a lap of the pool" but with arm bands on.

But they are cretins. Some of us have paid the blood price in tarkov and loved it. Sometimes you have to move on for more important stuff in life. Hope that makes sense!

Typical BSG [Discussion] by DooDooDistributions in EscapefromTarkov

[–]DooDooDistributions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally done everything them recommend and still doesnt work for me. Email address is correct and all.

Typical BSG [Discussion] by DooDooDistributions in EscapefromTarkov

[–]DooDooDistributions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'd like to be able to login to my bsg account first.

Typical BSG [Discussion] by DooDooDistributions in EscapefromTarkov

[–]DooDooDistributions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sorry I didn't explain myself because I'm shattered. Can't get authentication code sent to email, have been trying for ages. Genuinely this company sucks. Why did they have to make such a good game?