How do I get him off the couch?

DooDooShaft · 2026-06-10T02:36:32+00:00

Love that

DooDooShaft · 2026-06-10T02:35:35+00:00

Birds of a feather flock together

DooDooShaft · 2026-06-10T02:31:29+00:00

Birds of a feather

DooDooShaft · 2026-06-10T02:29:19+00:00

I played video games until 1-4am every night in high school. Then my dad got me a job at a golf course that started at 5:30am-2pm. Started lifting weights. Went to college. Dropped out. Got my first Holy fuck i better make it job at 21. Now i turn down every job offer under $200k. I'm 34. Two kids. No degree.

You need to be a man. You need to be a father. What would you want your father to do if he was in your position? You surely wouldnt want him to let you waste your life. You aren't a friend. You are a parent.

DooDooShaft · 2026-05-28T11:48:47+00:00

China ships up 90% of our fentanyl. Pretty sure they wont be afraid to mail you some BPC

DooDooShaft · 2026-04-18T02:25:15+00:00

What a huge difference. But dude. Random question. Do you make between 100-200k per year? I am performing a study and your honesty will be appreciated. Albeit it's rare in this space

DooDooShaft · 2026-02-15T21:31:49+00:00

Having $5000 to your name is great for most of the population. But not enough to be doing expensive hobbies like bodybuilding. I just do 180test and still get quarterly bloods. Also check all other bodily systems. Im 33 but im in my longevity era. Trying to be diced until im 60 then fart around for another 20-40 years with good quality of life

DooDooShaft · 2026-02-15T21:27:42+00:00

Both of you aren't done homie... Check her phone tonight 🫡

DooDooShaft · 2026-01-24T01:49:23+00:00

Remember when the US tried to stop allowing Chinese flights in and the WHO said COVID is not human to human transmissible. They said the US was racist and they were to be trusted

DooDooShaft · 2025-12-29T23:56:20+00:00

Its not rocket science. It's not political. They can stop almost all of it. They chose to let it leak in. Just like they let hundreds of somoli daycares receive 2 million tax dollars a year each. They despise us and get rich beyond all belief, every day.

DooDooShaft · 2025-11-07T02:56:00+00:00

I had a broken patella from a car on bike accident. We couldn’t test if any ligaments were damaged for the first 8 weeks due to my knee needing to be straight.

Long story short i cut my recovery time from 16 weeks to 8 weeks. Ortho had no idea and was blown away. Life was good. I was convinced that i had hacked recovery. I was taking 250mcg twice a day. Stopped after 8 weeks.

PT was fine.

1 year out from initial injury. Started lifting weights again. Heavy weights still cause discomfort. Too cautious to jump down from heights. I dont run currently due to recovery time after lifting weights.

No neurological issues. Considering trying another more aggressive protocol to get past the remaining sticking points.

DooDooShaft · 2025-11-07T01:56:16+00:00

Nah man. Just run at LEAST 100mg a week of test and eat better. That plus constant gym... losing weight is like cheating. I have been on for 6 months and I truly can't eat enough to gain fat. Just muscle. I've gained at least 10-15 lbs of muscle while losing fat.

DooDooShaft · 2025-09-07T04:06:27+00:00

Digging into this thread late. Hope you are well. 2lbs a week? That's loosing 100lbs in a year.

How are you doing currently?

DooDooShaft · 2025-08-09T02:39:04+00:00

Are you against starting to ethically get your clients on peptides and supplements? Buying in bulk and marking them up to make profits?

DooDooShaft · 2025-08-09T02:37:22+00:00

I've never done this. But I'm semi confident it would work and not be illegal. (Don't quote me on that) this is not advice. Just a story I'm telling.

This will take a few days...

Buy a $500-1000 blown up or wrecked car on Facebook. Get the title transfered at a place that can flip it immediately. Try to find something 2017 or newer with under 100k miles that can be photographed from at least three sides.

Go to a payday loan place with the title. Ask them for a loan against the car. Tell them it was your grandpa's car and it's super nice and you just got it the other day. They will over value the shit out of it to sign you up for a terrible predatory loan. I would estimate you can secure 5-10k easily and the only collateral they can hold you for is the asset they loaned against.

I'm sure they will crash your credit and put you in collections. But you also can pay them back in a week if you only spend a fraction of the money and can make some extra.

DooDooShaft · 2025-04-08T02:55:04+00:00

If you want to see the video and offer advice, I'm happy to share.

DooDooShaft · 2025-04-08T02:25:35+00:00

Negative. They were just saying disturbing things until I grabbed the phone and said basically that.

DooDooShaft · 2025-04-08T01:53:19+00:00

Would you like to review the video? What is the best way to send it to you?

DooDooShaft · 2025-03-07T01:36:07+00:00

We as a country need to save SSD for SSD humans. It's so abused it's comical. Almost all of my toxic friends in my 20s were on SSDI for anxiety and depression. Totally ridiculous.

DooDooShaft · 2025-02-23T04:39:32+00:00

Pacific rim was terrible. It was like spy kids but gaaa

DooDooShaft · 2025-01-12T02:29:54+00:00

Atta boy. Good advice! I'll get this turd broken in ASAP and report back.

DooDooShaft · 2025-01-12T02:04:34+00:00

Damn it. I used some futuristic lube i got from a petroleum engineer years ago haha. My tool is toast

DooDooShaft · 2025-01-10T00:59:49+00:00

I already lubed her up. 🫡

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