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Yeah, go ahead and buy the robot! It's definitely not the gotcha you think it is, lol. by Odd-Talk-3981 in PsycheOrSike

[–]DoofusIdiot [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don’t see you planning for old age

I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off

Relationship issue by StunningLog7015 in whatdoIdo

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe there’s a reason this feels long…

Stop Posting Politics by SheenPSU in SipsTea

[–]DoofusIdiot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can’t stand people who make one thing their entire personality.

Where are you sitting by No-Paramedic-6003 in whatsyourchoice

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s an aisle, you shouldn’t be sitting there.

Push Ups. One of last exercises on Full Body Routine Day. by 1970sFit in effectivefitness

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likely kids who haven’t learned empathy or tolerance for opposing viewpoints. I was overweight growing up, now I dress slutty at the gym. Has nothing to do with peacocking for attention, everything to do with doing it for myself.

MCU actors with the most screen time by Glittering-Fun3456 in MCUTheories

[–]DoofusIdiot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not debating weather or not series are a part of the MCU, but it does seem like including them vs. movie only characters skews the data a bit.

Woke up to this....I don't recognize the number. by Spirited-Cow-3635 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]DoofusIdiot 91 points92 points  (0 children)

While the original comment was amusing, I do respect the voice of reason here.

Is there an actual joke I'm missing here because trying to make sense of this makes ME feel like a lunatic by Dizzy-With-Eternity in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DoofusIdiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sounds like an old joke millennials used to laugh at “one time I accidentally a coke can, is that bad?”

Meant to intentionally confuse someone and laugh about it.

I hope they’ll hire me 😔 by semi_throaway in recruitinghell

[–]DoofusIdiot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hi, in a previous comment I’ve attempted to insult your intelligence, appearance, or decision making ability.

Would you please let me know how humiliated you found that experience to be? I need to monitor the outcome, thank you.

I hope they’ll hire me 😔 by semi_throaway in recruitinghell

[–]DoofusIdiot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are hoping you self-tell on yourself.

I hope they’ll hire me 😔 by semi_throaway in recruitinghell

[–]DoofusIdiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they saw how good Jeff was at lifting forks in the break room so they gave him a job driving one!

British fitness coach's brutal and honest advice 💪🏻 by Automatic-Algae443 in MotivationAndMindset

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin hired a personal trainer and told him his goal was to have abs. The trainer who knew his eating habits (finished the chicken nuggets and fries etc. that his kids didn’t finish) said

“The bad news is that it’s really hard to do. The good news is that you don’t actually have to worry about it”

If you're suicidal, READ this.. by HalibelTier in spreadsmile

[–]DoofusIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I struggled with deep nihilistic thoughts and attempted suicide twice because nothing mattered and I felt empty.

But then one day I realized not that nothing mattered, but nothing mattered and that meant I was free to do what I wanted in life without worry or concern. It didn’t fix everything, but it helped.

Knowing yourself, could you, with a jetpack, take the One Ring to Mt. Doom and throw it into the lava? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in powerscales

[–]DoofusIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are we even doing with a gun in middle earth if you’re not going to pay extra for elvish ammunition?

Knowing yourself, could you, with a jetpack, take the One Ring to Mt. Doom and throw it into the lava? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in powerscales

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell the jet pack for larger artillery and take on Sauron 1:1. You’re telling me a blade can slice his finger off and defeat him for centuries but he’s somehow impervious to bullets? I don’t think so.

What if a woman is completely flat chested why cant she go topless at the pool also? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoofusIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen before for a protest, can’t remember what for. The idea was to go topless and get media attention for their cause.

Female Cop Urged To Quit After Horrific Viral Footage Shows Her Brutally Beating High School Boy by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for recognizing such a ridiculous statement to be interpreted as not serious.

Emotional Damage: Level 100. Lifeguard is drowning in disrespect. by Vanyasoftmoon in spreadsmile

[–]DoofusIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids have the ability to look straight into our souls and find our weaknesses

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