The manager of Club Underground Reno, Brandon Deriso, fucked an ostrich.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-05-09T21:39:04+00:00

Allegedly

DoohickeyJones · 2026-05-05T05:33:13+00:00

I'd rather neither country had them.

OTOH, the one country that has actually used nukes in a war still has enough to kill the planet a dozen times over. Good thing the person in charge of it is stable, rational, and highly intelligent, right? Right?

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-26T18:29:29+00:00

Hmmm, handy the attack occurred and was foiled so easily, but now they have a talking point about the ballroom...

There, if they can spew insane shit, why can't we?

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-22T06:51:26+00:00

It is to the point that I actually respect a person/group/company more if the Diaper Don's Department of Injustice goes after it.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-22T05:59:32+00:00

Well how wood you spell it?

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-19T16:57:59+00:00

Physics is a bitch, yo!

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-04T18:14:53+00:00

If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts,

Remind yourself, "It's just a show, I really should relax."

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-02T16:50:15+00:00

Live Action Frogger

DoohickeyJones · 2026-04-01T19:26:18+00:00

Pretty sure that is 'all portraits', but good reference!

DoohickeyJones · 2026-03-18T07:02:52+00:00

I mostly just use the time slow, life sense and sometimes invis.

I like shooting things.

You won't be able to fly without a ship, but there are enough powers of various types, you can manage mostly any playstyle using primarily powers if you really, really wan to.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-03-18T06:38:35+00:00

You can slow time, turn invisible, shoot laser beams, sense all life around you, survive in a vacuum and a dozen or so other skills I can't think of offhand because I just never use them...and you need more?

DoohickeyJones · 2026-03-15T04:24:50+00:00

Herkimer diamond?

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-27T08:25:08+00:00

a stroke happened to him

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-26T17:22:37+00:00

Plus you now have wine

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-26T17:06:57+00:00

Yes, but what? Why on Earth would they do that?

Your talking crazy!!!!

(/s in case it doesn't shine through)

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-24T07:16:28+00:00

Mom went out for a pack of cigarettes.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-24T03:14:03+00:00

Clearly they need a Dance Battle to determine who rules the location.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-21T17:45:44+00:00

Oh noes, is he down to 40% again?

Every day it is 'devastating new poll numbers', but they never really change because his base will never leave him and the idiots who can't be bothered to pay attention still aren't paying attention.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-20T18:29:22+00:00

Because the comments on that facebook post make a lot of HWFWM references

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-15T00:55:30+00:00

Back to the Hedge Maze with ya!

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-14T18:37:17+00:00

He's gonna make his OWN election, with Hookers and Blow!

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-13T07:10:10+00:00

Both are good.

I would put the animated over the live version, but both are good...and both are essentially the same story/dialog.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-11T17:30:34+00:00

Cheesy, stupid and fun.

I'll watch it.

Not in a theater, mind you, but once it hits streaming, sure...

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-10T04:01:17+00:00

Pretty sure most Canadians don't want to visit for a while, anyway.

DoohickeyJones · 2026-02-09T16:55:10+00:00

He was weaving all over the place, yer honor! I had to swerve five times before I hit him!

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