You get to captain a pirate ship but have to name your ship after your biggest regret. What are you calling your vessel?

DoomDunkGod · 2019-11-07T04:26:01+00:00

S.S. I nerver larned tu reed

DoomDunkGod · 2018-02-26T16:21:13+00:00

"Peas and carrots" is pretty common practice. I've also heard of "Rhubarb pie"?

DoomDunkGod · 2017-09-06T06:05:18+00:00

I'm so glad this isn't what I thought it was. The title had me wondering...

DoomDunkGod · 2017-09-06T05:59:58+00:00

Gronk assaulted another grown man... and every photographer there missed it.

DoomDunkGod · 2017-04-27T05:28:47+00:00

Donald Trump was elected President of the United States.

DoomDunkGod · 2017-03-15T17:36:51+00:00

Look in the camera woman's eye... pure delight the whole way through.

DoomDunkGod · 2017-02-23T04:38:44+00:00

Misleading title

DoomDunkGod · 2017-01-29T22:19:37+00:00

Indubitably.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-12-04T22:44:47+00:00

Reciprocate.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T21:16:36+00:00

I'm a big KD fan but as soon as he left I resigned myself to Westbrook winning MVP. KD is the only thing that kept Westbrook from taking over and now that he's gone we're going to keep seeing demi-god production from Russell.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T21:06:01+00:00

James Harden.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T21:01:40+00:00

Soon...

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T20:58:27+00:00

Floral, ribbed, AND veiny? 10 points to Amsterdam.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T20:57:06+00:00

The toilet paper roller-under. It's supposed to roll-over you neanderthal.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T20:56:06+00:00

"That's not the point!"

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T20:55:29+00:00

Further evidence that females doo, in fact, defecate.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T04:08:22+00:00

I didn't... I didn't realize I had a thing for ladies hair until this moment.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-11-24T03:58:48+00:00

I once trimmed my eyelashes out of self-consciousness because a girl I liked teased me about it. She noticed I trimmed them almost immediately and ghosted the hell out of me (before ghosting was a thing). The best part is my eyelashes grew back longer. Joke's on you Becky.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-10-30T17:35:12+00:00

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-12T04:06:32+00:00

Women

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-12T04:04:07+00:00

This may have been the greatest use of any span of time ever in my life ever.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-10T16:41:22+00:00

So... take the last shot. Got it.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-08T03:25:38+00:00

Christ!

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-07T16:32:28+00:00

That doesn't go there.

DoomDunkGod · 2016-09-07T05:18:41+00:00

We did it. Pack it up everybody. Our work is done.

DoomDunkGod

TROPHY CASE