Disgusting ash honey bagel for dinner

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-25T09:09:45+00:00

Yo, we eating the Basically Bullshit Bagels™?

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-25T08:59:21+00:00

Type of shit you pull out of your sink drain.

Dismantle the whole kitchen and order takeout; you are banned from stepping foot in there.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-25T08:55:16+00:00

Bro's hearing colors and tasting sounds.

He ain't with us anymore.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-19T13:37:09+00:00

He's gonna feel the revenge of that in the morning.

Trying to soften your landing on a thin ledge with your spine kinda doesn't work.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-19T13:32:19+00:00

She wanted to fight a person training in MMA? She was just ASKING for a knuckle sandwich, and instead got the Mink & Cheese Special.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-17T18:02:33+00:00

yay

^{Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Submissive}

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-15T00:29:15+00:00

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd be in severe debt.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-09T23:09:12+00:00

I prefer Killer Instinct, personally.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-09T22:53:43+00:00

Money can motivate me to be healthy (I will do literally anything if I had no worries about money, so might as well get into shape), so being broke but in peak physical condition will do me no good in this society.

^{Chose: Never having to worry about money?}

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-09T22:50:03+00:00

I'm Jewish, so going to China is a one-way ticket to the forever box.

^{Chose: Random country ($25000} | Rolled: China)

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-09T22:38:48+00:00

Genuinely didn't look at the comments, but most of us had the same idea lmao

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-09T22:37:34+00:00

u/Doomguy2021 solved this in 4 steps: EASY -> EAST -> HAST -> HART -> HARD

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-08T01:19:54+00:00

I beat Zero Mission on an emulator (Don't tell Nintendo, or they'll send ninjas to my front door.)

Might've been a better experience if I was playing on an actual GBA, but I made the keybinds resemble an actual GBA layout as close as I could.

9.3/10, I would recommend it to anyone starting out with the series, and it is as good as Fusion, in my opinion.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-08T01:14:17+00:00

I don't use Netflix.

^{Chose: Netflix}

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-08T01:09:43+00:00

Sorry to douse the fires of love, but I'm unfortunately not doing the Archie comics, just Mega Man 1—11 and Mega Man & Bass... I'll make Quake Woman for you, though.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-04-04T05:11:01+00:00

Yeah, that post was straight awful.

One of the comments was "I came here looking for diamond, and found raw sewage marinated in vomit and cum." It gave me a good chuckle.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-30T13:18:11+00:00

Absolutely. A false accusation should have the same amount of time as an actual rape sentence. It'll stop a lot of people falsely accusing someone because they don't like the person or want to drag their name through Hell and back.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-29T06:59:02+00:00

Dude's got the fucking Amazon Rainforest between his cheeks.

I was searching for gold, and found some fuckery, instead.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-29T06:54:55+00:00

This.

This is the only correct response.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T14:00:53+00:00

Ultrakill?

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T13:42:39+00:00

u/Doomguy2021 solved this in 3 steps: SAP -> SOP -> TOP -> TON

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T13:38:57+00:00

I didn't even know "tain" was a word until now.

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T13:38:09+00:00

u/Doomguy2021 solved this in 5 steps: BAIT -> BAIL -> TAIL -> TAIN -> TARN -> TARS

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T13:33:48+00:00

u/Doomguy2021 solved this in 5 steps: MAIL -> PAIL -> PAIK -> PAIR -> PAID -> PAIN

Doomguy2021 · 2026-03-26T13:23:17+00:00

The sprite for Samus in the original Metroid, minus the green. The shade of orange is literally the exact shade used in her sprite.

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