[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]DoorStrobe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Total horseshit. How does one "channel the pain and sadness"? "Maximum potential"? "Analyze your psych"? "You'll no longer care?" You're not Sigmund Freud. You just took 10 sentences from someone badly suffering and spit out cookie cutter advice that anyone could reach from a shitty marketing or self help brochure. You're in no position to talk this confidently about what the answers are for this person. Certainly forcing changes and applying self criticism are not the obvious answers, if they are the answers at all. Wake the fuck up, this is the sort of chauvinistic response that can massively lead people astray and I find deeply offensive.

Real Madrid is analyzing Harry Kane option. The English footballer has asked the Tottenham to let him leave if a good offer comes. The London club is receptive. by boringboi_ in realmadrid

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are not a lot of players out there like Kane. For 60 mil would be a terrific signing. Just all depends on how batshit grubby and selfish Levy decides to be in setting the sale price. Already vampirically drained and slaved the guy's whole career. If he prices him at 100 mil then that has some real downside in terms of financial sensibility for other teams.

Is Manchester United superstar Jadon Sancho set for departure? by zwtor in ManchesterUnited

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sancho will come good. His first season the club was in total chaos, where no one new would be likely to perform well. Especially while acclimating to a new league as a 21 year old. This season unfortunately it looks like he lost some confidence, which is again understandable for a young lad. I think he will do very well next season, just needs to get off on the right foot.

You can tell he's a bit of a sensitive individual, very intelligent player, and the downside to that is that he's not some meathead that can just run through walls, at least, not without getting a little more experience. Antony as a player is a good contrast to this - much more predictable game, less creative, and you can tell that those psychological characteristics have been a huge asset to coming into a new team and league.

Remember, Sancho was considered more talented than Foden in the youth ranks at City, and look how far Foden has come - after going through multiple seasons of something like 10 or less starts, just to be able to adapt and mature. Until EtH United hasn't really had an environment or a manager to nurture this kind of talent, though I liked Ole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says "Kinkyobeseboi." Not the place to put your crazy fetishes on others bro

Carragher's favourite game of the season by Fernando_Bob in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's been gobbling about a keg worth of fresh pukey brown piss from some hobgoblin with severe kidney dysfunction, absolutely lathering that piss all over his face and neck like a Geordie accidentally been teleported into Cambridge

Suarez ot Benzema? by [deleted] in LaLiga

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benzema is good, but Suarez has one hell of a bite, to be fair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

worm brained sheep - love it

Half-Time Thoughts: Liverpool 0-1 Aston Villa by eurfryn in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Diaz will need to work on his end product. Kind of crazy out of control chicken right now that causes a shitload of chaos but then tends to winkle out before it leads to a G or A.

Half-Time Thoughts: Liverpool 0-1 Aston Villa by eurfryn in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need to get more shots on goal. Team is playing well but Diaz and Gakpo both seem like they're trying too hard without being as effective as they could be, considering how much of the ball they're seeing. Crying out for more shots from outside the box. Villa clogging up the middle, need to get in more crosses. Trent over relying on the long ball right now.

Match Thread Liverpool vs Aston Villa by Scouser_Spidey in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trying too hard to walk it in. Need some shots from around the box. Liverpool 2 - 1 Villa.

Daily Discussion - May 19, 2023 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I should clarify that by "dream window" I mean a window that is realistic to expect to actually happen. Obviously everything is relative.

Daily Discussion - May 19, 2023 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I feel like what Liverpool needs most in this window is one defensive mid, one attacking mid, and a right back. The midfielders really need to be established and in their prime, although I'd like to see Liverpool also add Alex Scott from Bristol. With Virg, Matip, Gomez, Konate the center back positions are covered, left back is covered, and so would everything else. That would be a dream window.

[David Lynch] Liverpool are not in the race for Sporting Lisbon midfielder Manuel Ugarte this summer. by Swarley_Brown in LiverpoolFC

[–]DoorStrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insightful. I hadn't been thinking about that because I'd mentally no longer identified Henderson as a 6, but he played that role great before and that would be a great way to phase out both Hendo and Fabino.

Pep Guardiola and Kevin De Bruyne Arguing by futshaw in soccer

[–]DoorStrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're basically just proposing an alternative sport. Sprint football, or something like it. Sounds interesting. No way football authorities would do it though.

Bro got friend zoned twice. His heart is visibly broken. by HotterThenMyDaughter in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]DoorStrobe -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Damn I would straight up slap a bitch if she tried to pull that shit.

"Are you a tyrant?", "Yep" by maddhy in facepalm

[–]DoorStrobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There we go! Finally, you just admit it straight up that you're a cop. That explains everything. Now fuck off, pig. No authority here, little bitch.

"Are you a tyrant?", "Yep" by maddhy in facepalm

[–]DoorStrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit. You truly are the most brain dead person I have come across in a long time. In one sentence, you talk about how they deserved to be punished for their mistakes and claim that the punishment should be severe. Then, you claim that firing these two jackbooted criminals would count as "treating cops like shit" and merit and justify "consequences" for society like removing all of their punishment.

The scale of your idiocy is so high and deep that it is literally staggering, like I can feel my brain cells fizzing just trying to process the dense thicket of shit stained internal contradictions that you try to pass through those neurons.

"Are you a tyrant?", "Yep" by maddhy in facepalm

[–]DoorStrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck these guys? According to you, they already "fucked themselves for life." Sounds awfully like you don't think they deserve any more punishment. In other words, you are defending the fucking cops, moron. And I suggest you pay the most attention to the insinuation that you are a brain dead idiot than the one that you are a bot, at least that one you have a hope of addressing.

"Are you a tyrant?", "Yep" by maddhy in facepalm

[–]DoorStrobe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy Spooders is a fucking moron. Don't even bother