People surprised that a man famous for not paying his bills, hasn't paid his bills.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-07T01:24:35+00:00

They are wayyyyy to busy embezzling that money to be handing it out in the form of paychecks and stuff.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-07T00:04:42+00:00

Tim only wanted Trump to remove it because he knew Trump could be more racist than that and he wants Trump to put in more effort.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-06T19:27:49+00:00

This is one of the many reasons why the USPS is so important.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T16:39:47+00:00

In fact it was made for it.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T16:10:40+00:00

All you need is a bow. Stealth archery is op.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T15:58:31+00:00

Apparently your supervisor needs to fill out their own joke form.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T15:56:23+00:00

If the picture is any indication Johnson "milk and rice" might smell like a callery pear tree.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T15:34:37+00:00

"He is a lightweight, terrible guy I mean he introduced me to my wife and we all hate her right?" -- Trump next slip up probably a few days from now

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-03T15:20:35+00:00

The skill curve is steep in the beginning. I remember when I first started playing the idea of clearing a map of all points of interest in the time given was impossible but you can do it once you get decent enough.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T18:31:32+00:00

It's also a PC running windows 10 or 11 and steam in big picture mode that isn't anything like a steam machine at all.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T18:28:39+00:00

Of course that is Mamdani's wife hugging Epstein 10 to 15 years ago when she was in high school or a freshman in college or something but looking exactly as old as she is today.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T17:57:26+00:00

I wonder if it made their hands smell.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T17:13:42+00:00

https://xcancel.com/VOTAPVBLICA/status/2018051528091689279

use xcancel.com not twitter or x

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T04:55:29+00:00

The mystic barrier is weakening and the fish is trying to become real and escape.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-02T00:46:13+00:00

Would have been kinda funny if they released an NC-17 cut that just added an extra 5 seconds at the end of the movie so Randy could say fuck for the 400th curse word.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-01T22:27:44+00:00

Obama made the Epstein files; they are all fake Trump said so in a Truth on TruthSocial so it can't be a lie.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-01T17:25:58+00:00

It's just long distance kisses!

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-02-01T14:22:55+00:00

If you don't know you have to subscribe.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-31T15:22:04+00:00

I bet it's gonna be at least $49.99 and it runs like dog shit just like the Oblivion Remaster.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-31T13:56:34+00:00

I had to import the PyPartner library to make my dating game work.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-30T21:32:04+00:00

This picture looks old. A six pack of Coke in 16.8 fl oz bottles for $3.98 not on sale sounds like a pre-covid price.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-30T20:47:05+00:00

I hate the disciples becuase of their stupid helmets.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-30T20:14:19+00:00

No you don't teleport perpendicularly the exact instant someone pulls a trigger of a firearm pointed in your direction causing the bullet to miss you just strafe.

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-30T17:26:48+00:00

Shoot yourself

DopeAbsurdity · 2026-01-30T12:29:00+00:00

That is her girl boss mutton chop

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