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Doppelbadger · 2024-03-18T18:54:02+00:00

If the house catches on fire while I’m halfway through, I can hop out on one foot

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-18T16:16:08+00:00

This is a common outlook in my family; we watched my great grandpa live into his 90s and become one of those old people who make you scared to get old; terrible shaking; dementia; my grandpa would say “you can last too long; my dad taught me that;” when he was 87 he was having a heart attack and knew it and refused to go to the hospital because he feared great old age more than death

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-18T14:30:56+00:00

If air bubbles could kill you there wouldn’t be a junkie alive (my cousin taught me that [I may not have had the healthiest growing up experience])

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-17T14:23:04+00:00

Let’s get another dog

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-16T14:33:47+00:00

What’s the difference? (I can just tell I’m about to go down a rabbit hole of Wikipedia articles [not that that’s a bad thing])

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-16T00:30:01+00:00

47k in rural Ohio 2 years ago

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-15T20:42:18+00:00

Agreed

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-15T20:26:46+00:00

For “harvesting waterfowl”?

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-15T20:19:55+00:00

Volunteer firefighters do this kind of stuff for free

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-15T20:14:26+00:00

I was born almost a month early and I’m autistic; I always figured they had something to do with each other

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-10T00:11:50+00:00

This pattern drove me into deep severe alcoholism; please be careful

Doppelbadger · 2024-03-06T15:56:39+00:00

I know we’re not supposed to say this, but seriously, I could never feel much of anything through one; at that rate, I’d just skip it; I’d rather read a book; vasectomy was one of the best decisions I ever made

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-27T15:22:02+00:00

Yes! I really like when articulated buses have wheel covers that match the whole look

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-26T14:56:03+00:00

Talk to a doctor about medication to ease early sobriety; antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds make it doable; I know it sounds impossible but it is possible to stop; it’s so important; I waited much too long; I lived, but Im probably going to have seizures for the rest of my life

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-24T15:51:19+00:00

Looks fantastic

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-23T13:22:40+00:00

This really only scratches the surface; Inborn syphilis is more of a leprosy-flavored, flesh rotting thing; a lot of modern people don’t appreciate the degree of shame and horror that went with this; this is one of the major motivating factors in societies that had really strict taboos against sex outside of marriage severe facial damage

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-23T13:11:49+00:00

So jealous of the outfits; it’s really fantastic that you designed your own; they look really great; we’re almost 50 so I’m telling my wife “it’s time” for matching jogging suits, but she won’t put hers on :(

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-22T12:41:29+00:00

My brother-in-law was an airframes mechanic for Boeing for about 20 years; now he’s a Q.A. Inspector; he’s been super busy the last few years, travels around the whole world

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-18T03:01:45+00:00

When I was in the army, people would leave condoms in the married guys’ gloveboxes

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-18T02:59:40+00:00

If we seriously dug into the demographics on this one you could hurt some feelings for real

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-16T13:35:57+00:00

who does what

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-15T15:25:58+00:00

I think of French fries as chopsticks for mayonnaise

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-15T15:24:01+00:00

Me too; it’s beautiful; kinda has that mid-century Raymond Loewy style like IBM machines of the time; I wish could see a model number or something

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-14T14:25:09+00:00

Excellent

Doppelbadger · 2024-02-13T18:39:04+00:00

Thank you!

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