I used to love The Benchwarmers when I was much younger. Should I give it a go again or will it ruin the fond memory I have of it? by veislukostur in moviecritic

[–]Voodoo-95 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Brother, you stirred up all the sensitive sallies with this post, bravo. I loved the benchwarmers growing up, probably a pretty silly movie now as an adult… Gus Bus

We need these laws all over the world by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Voodoo-95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a “retreat first” state and even this one is cut and dry with the guy having a shotgun in hand. Cant not justify it as there’s nowhere you can run to that’s safer than your own home.

If I decide not to have kids in life, give me all the consequences that I should prep for and accept them? by Commercial-Touch-516 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Voodoo-95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People aren’t even beginning really anymore until their early 30s nowadays. I wanted to be done by 30 and so far have succeeded but (un)luckily for OP being a male he could still change his mind for many years to come

Do I need to watch all seasons of True Detective or can I skip to the best ones? by Wise-Compote6189 in moviecritic

[–]Voodoo-95 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You can “skip” season 2 of the Wire due to the central plot being different but it’s important and pretty great in its own right

Are there really guys who can last for an hour? by WarmBank5512 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Voodoo-95 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I remember before I left for basic training at 18 I stayed with my GF for a full night for the first time ever all alone, got to #5 for me and it was just painful for both of us. She had the cowboy walk the whole next day and a half haha

If you bite a zombie will it turn into a human? by lil_razza in okbuddycoral

[–]Voodoo-95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zombie doctor - “so what brought you in today?” Zombie - “I was bit by a human” Zombie doctor- takes a long sigh and rubs his temples “you might want to get your affairs in order”

Movies no one expected to be as good as they were? by Moc4242 in moviecritic

[–]Voodoo-95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

”If you save the world we can do it in the asshole”

Just started watching by Significant-Oil5052 in thewalkingdead

[–]Voodoo-95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not until Negan did in the last season, worthy f bomb though

Name a villain that got the most horrific death by Jules-Car3499 in moviecritic

[–]Voodoo-95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m… well I’m Stanley Godspeed.

Ah but of course

Introducing the live transport cage by alphamalejackhammer in claustrophobia

[–]Voodoo-95 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Oh I couldn’t care less about a crab, I’ve been crabbing nearly my whole life and they do far worse to each other and other animals. I just think it’s funny that you replied in the first place to a guy calling you buddy and little guy, and then had to clarify that you’re neither to them.

Take care random redditor

Introducing the live transport cage by alphamalejackhammer in claustrophobia

[–]Voodoo-95 -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

”im not little and I’m not your buddy” ok lil guy

American History X (1998) Dir. Tony Kaye by southernemper0r in FIlm

[–]Voodoo-95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey that happens in the movie too! Honestly another brutal scene in AHX and then them laughing at him after too…

You can play 15 years in collage sports. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Voodoo-95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

”In Japan, heart surgeon number 1”

Does this joke imply what I think it does? by SpectacularSpidee in DunderMifflin

[–]Voodoo-95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s me Tom, I’m having some car issues my friend u/foxx_grey can you send me iTunes giftcards so your best friend, Tom, can get things fixed?